Oh crap Larry’s on the loose againOh no he’s looking for a good timeWatch out he’s coming over to my placeYour janitor shoes, your janitor hatYour janitor ways, I don’t like thatYou always come, you always stayYou say those stupid things you sayOh Larry, Oh Larry why are you so scary?Your big and mean and awfully hairyI don’t know how you ever standYou always got a beer in your handAll you ever talk about is that naughty nurse you me down townYour janitor shoes, your janitor hatYour janitor ways, I don’t like thatYou always come, you always stayYou say those stupid things you sayLarry, Larry go home Don’t call me on the telephoneI don’t wanna know about the girl you met down townYour Always coming over and smashing all my things Always drinking all my beer and causing all sorts of stains!Your janitor shoes, your janitor hatYour janitor ways, I don’t like thatYou always come, you always stayYou say those stupid things you say
Lyrics by Larry and His Flask