I Love My LipsNarrator: One day while talking with Dr. Archibald, Larry confronts oneOf his deepest fears...Larry: If my lips ever left my mouth, packed a bag and headed south,That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad.Archibald: I see. That'd be too bad, you'd be so sad?Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips said adios, I don't like you IThink you're gross, that'd be too bad, I might get mad.Archibald: That'd be too bad, you might get mad?Larry: That'd be too bad. If my lips moved to Duluth, left a mess andTook my tooth, that'd be too bad, I'd call my Dad.Archibald: That'd be too bad, you'd call your Dad?Larry: That'd be too bad.Archibald: Hold it. Did you say your father? Fascinating! So whatYou're saying is that if your lips left you...Larry: That'd be too bad, I'd be so sad, I might get mad, I'd call myDad. That be too bad.Archibald: That'd be to bad?Larry: That'd be too bad.Archibald: Why?Larry: Because I love my lips. [Scatting]Archibald: Oh my... This is more serious than I thought. Larry, tellMe, what do you see here?Larry: Um, that looks like a lip.Archibald: And this?Larry: It's a lip!Archibald: And this?Larry: It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's aLip, it's a lip lip lip! It's a lip, it's a lip, it's a lip lip lip.Liiiiiiiiiiiips. Lip lip lip.Archibald: Larry, tell me about your childhood.Larry: When I was just two years old I left my lips out in the cold andThey turned blue. What could I do?Archibald: They turned blue, what could you do?Larry: Oh they turned blue. On the day I got my tooth I had to kiss myGreat Aunt Ruth. She had a beard... and it felt weird.Archibald: My, my. She had a beard and it felt weird?Larry: She had a beard. Ten days after I turned eight, got my lipsStuck in a gate. My friends all laughed. And I just stood there untilThe fire department came and broke the lock with a crow bar and I had toSpend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who gotStung by a bee - right on the lip - and we couldn't even talk to eachOther until the fifth week because both our lips were so swollen, andWhen he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew likeThree words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me theWord for lip: Oofta.Archibald: Your friends all laughed... Usta? How do you spell that?Larry: I don't know.Archibald: So what you're saying is that when you were young...Larry: They turned blue, what could I do? She had a beard and it feltWeird. My friends all laughed... Oofta!Archibald: I'm confused...Larry: I love my lips! [Scatting]Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time toHear Larry say...Larry: Have I ever told you how I feel about my nose?Archibald: Oh, look at the time!
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