If Toby Keith is such a patriotnwhy won't he send me money?nI'm a dead broke CMT fannwith a fine looking honeynhe won't return my callsnhe won't answer my lettersnI'll bet he's a hidden commienwho would aid and abet hernnI started drinking Coors beernand stopped saying adieuneven drive a Ford trucknthat's painted red white and bluenbut now the banks' all over menthey don't understandnthat I've been waiting on Tobynlike a proud AmericannnIf Toby Keith is such a patriotnwhy won't he send me money?nit ain't like he ain't got enoughnin this land of plentynnBut it's time to face the factnthat check ain't gonna comenwonder how one little Dixie Chicknhas got my boy on the runnwell it ain't easy kickimg assnfrom the back of a touring busnswimming in babes and whiskeynjust like the rest of usnnIf Toby Keith is such a patriotnwhy won't he send me money?nit ain't like he ain't got enoughnselling milk and honey