Woke up with a head splitting in twonif I can't remember it must be truenreached for my wife and grabbed some airnsaw a voodoo doll sitting in my chairnit has not been a good daynnot been a good daynanother dozen andnsome lingerienit has not been a good daynnThere's 100 ways to call a man dumbnand I should know I've been called each onensome I ain't heard beforenmaking it hard to even the scorenit has not been a good daynnot been a good daynI need a country songnand a good clichénit has not been a good daynnOpened my mouth and thus spakenhistory recorded man's first mistakena well married soul is one who knowsnit's best to keep his big mouth closednit has not been a good daynit has not been a good dayneven Adam knew what not to saynit has not been a good daynnEven a big ol' house has got 4 wallsnthat can bear down like a summer squallnGreen grass surrounds a hidden moatnwhere mosquitoes lurk and piranhas floatnit has not been a good daynnot been a good dayneven a poor boynhas got to paynit has not been a good daynnOpened my mouth and thus spakenhistory recorded man's first mistakena well married soul is one who knowsnit's best to keep his big mouth closednit has not been a good daynit has not been a good dayneven Adam knew what not to saynit has not been a good daynnTonight when I finally reach my bedngonna find a punching bag insteadntake that pillow and scream untilnI learn to break another's willnit has not been a good daynnot been a good daynhead where my feet used to laynit has not been a good day