Internet Relationship's
MC Lars

Internet relationships are not real
Your heart people steal but identities conceal
So here's a tale of warning for girls and boys
Laptop computers can be dangerous toys

[DARYL47:] In the chat room, I inspect. Who's here tonight? ASL check
[CarolBabe69:] I'm 20/f from the UK. Send me an IM and I'll make your day
[DARYL47:] I'm 22 and my name is Daryl
[CarolBabe69:] Nice to meet you Daryl my name is Carol
[DARYL47:] What do you like Carol?
[CarolBabe69:] I like to go to shows. I collect comic books and vintage clothes
What do you like?
[DARYL47:] I like to skate. I play rock guitar, but I'm not that great
I like to go on dates and I like to stay up late
I live in San Francisco and hang on the Haight
[CarolBabe69:] Do you like the Golden Gate?
[DARYL47:] I did when I was eight
[CarolBabe69:] Maybe I can come and visit?
[DARYL47:] Maybe you should wait
See I'm really forty-seven, I have kids and a wife
I weight 300 pounds and I really hate my life
[CarolBabe69:] Are you serious?
[DARYL47:] Yes
[CarolBabe69:] Well, I've got a secret too. I'm not 20 years old, I'm really 32
I only have one leg and I like to sniff glue
[DARYL47:] You lied to me Carol
[CarolBabe69:] Well, you lied to me too

[CHORUS]
It's not normal to have an Internet girlfriend.
Online relationships are really just pretend
Unplug your heart, upgrade your system.
Get, get off the Internet

Bob went on MySpace for hours a day.
Talking to girls from Moscow to LA
But people can surprise you from behind a screen
Listen to this verse and you'll see what I mean

[SueChick1990:] Hi, I'm Susie, I like your profile
I checked out your pics and I like your smile
[BOBSTER MAN:] Sounds good Susie, I'll be your friend
We can message each other again and again
[SueChick1990:] Comment on my pics and post on my page
Join my groups and guess my age!
[BOBSTER MAN:] You must be 18, how could you not?
You can't be in high school you're just too hot
[SueChick1990:] Let me send you pics for your personal collection
I hope they inspire you and give you a smile
Susie sent Bob pics that were borderline obscene
The cops showed up at his door - she was only 16

[REPEAT CHORUS]

If you don't believe us here's a final story
About a boy named Marcus and his online girlfriend Lori
Behind the monitor, truth is hidden from your eyes
Marcus didn't know but he was in for a surprise

[MARCUSP:] We've been dating for a while but let's cut to the chase
I don't know what you look like, and I want to see your face
[Laurie69:] But what does it matter? You know who I am inside
[MARCUSP:] What if you're not a woman and this whole time you lied?
[Laurie69:] You got me there, I'm not really a female
I'm a guy who pretends to be a girl through email
[MARCUS:] So this is why it's bad to meet women online
Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time!

[REPEAT CHORUS]

Purchase "Internet Relationship's" Purchase Entire Album Email Video to Friends Play Youtube "Internet Relationship's" Video Play Spotify "Internet Relationship's" Song View Wikipedia "Internet Relationship's" Entry Receive Emails for Future MC Lars Lyrics

Link to "Internet Relationship's"

Share:

Copied!

Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more

See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Related Songs

Relationships - Friendly Fires Relationships - Body Count Long Distance Relationships - Nat Wolf Telepathy - Men Without Hats Free Porn - The Left Rights Free Porn - Left Rights Late Night - J. Valentine Intrnt Tlk - 1-800-Zombie My Internet Girl - Aaron Carter Trey Songz Late Night is track #9 from the album '... Fuckup - Rock Plaza Central Get Off The Internet - Le Tigre The Internet Is for Porn - Avenue Q Internet Connection - M.I.A. My Internet Girl - Carter Aaron The Internet Is for Porn - Stephanie D'Abruzzo Internet Explorer - Chance The Rapper My Internet Girl - Aaron Carter My Girl - Aaron Carter Good Relationships - Ludacris Amor Por Internet - Los Tucanes De Tijuana Saint Danger - Fourth Grade Security Risk Internet Going Nutz - Paul Wall Internet Goin Nuts - Paul Wall Long Distance - The Naked Brothers Band Fling - Girls Aloud The Little Things You Do Together - Cleo Laine The little things you do together [From Company]... Don\u2019t Tell Me No - Ashanti Saving Some For Myself - Wives Don't Need You - Ashanti Internet Gangsta Freestyle - Hardluck Reality vs Fantasy feat Jack Thompson... Late Night (feat. Juicy J) - Trey Songz Late Night - Trey Songz Roach Eggs - Saul Williams I Miss You - Fleetwood Mac I Can Throw A Baseball - Effective Wet The Break and the Wake... Internet Gigolo - The Doo Wops Internet Connection [*] - M.I.A. Internet Millionaire - Clean Equations Internet Skin - The Vintage Vinyl Internet Warrior - Oh No Ono Internet Commando - Asomvel Pela Internet - Gilberto Gil Internet Sandman - Johnny Crass Weird Internet - Endless Mike And The Beagle Club The Internet - Like So Internet Dream - Tay Zonday Internet Connection - M.I.A Internet Mc's - Akrobatik Internet Angel - UVR Internet Friends - Knife Party Internet Crush - Merrell Twins Internet Whore - DJ Paul Internet Celebrity - Beefy Shut Out - I Accuse! Don't Tell Me No - Ashanti Xscape - Michael Jackson User Friendliy - Marilyn Manson To Whom It May Concern - At Night Brother - The Kinks Brother - Kinks Can't Stop - The Planet Smashers Cyber Sex - NEXT The Message - M.I.A. Delete You - All Caps Introduction - Mansun Don't Shoot The Messenger (Not My Idea)... Intro - Dagorlad Computer Geek - Sicko The Object Of My Infection - Calibretto 13 Intro - Destinys Child Intro (The Writing's On The Wall)... Relationships with Sin - The Observatory Relationships Must Die - Senior Discount Long Distance Relationships - Hadise Drama, Love, Relationships - Babyface First Redneck On The Internet - Cledus T. Judd The Usual Results - Man Overboard Sex Tapes - Protest the Hero Mild Mannered Monster - Alex Day & Tom Milsom Xscape [Original Version] [Version]... Kill the Internet - Duff McKagan The Internet is Gay - Anal Cunt Breakfast, Coffee, Lunch, Internet - Boats Life Live - Ex Good Man - R.L. Fall Away - Calibretto 13 True Norwegian Internet Metal Warrior... How You Die (On the Internet) - Adam WarRock How The Internet Ruined Your Life - Si Begg Same Shit - Eddie Fuse Gabby - The Internet Timeless - The Internet Ode to a Dream - The Internet Fastlane - The Internet Partners in Crime, Pt. 3 - The Internet Wanders of the Mind - The Internet They Say - The Internet Sunset - The Internet Penthouse Cloud - The Internet Somthing's Missing - The Internet You Don't Even Know - The Internet Cocaine - The Internet Gurl - The Internet She Dgaf - The Internet Visions - The Internet Of It - The Internet She Knows - The Internet Tellem - The Internet Love Song-1 - The Internet Go With It - The Internet Just Sayin'\/I Tried - The Internet Get Away - The Internet Palace\/Curse - The Internet Girl - The Internet Special Affair - The Internet For The World - The Internet Dontcha - The Internet C*nt - The Internet Under Control - The Internet Web of Me - The Internet Lincoln - The Internet Red Balloon - The Internet The Garden - The Internet Shadow Dance - The Internet Fitzpleasure (The Internet of Odd Future Remix)... The Little Things You Do Together - Company Hypnotized By Jane - Cinema Bizarre Doing Alright - Queen Eras Ending Above Us - Neon Indian Two To The Power - Janet Jackson Love Pt. 2 - Janet Jackson The Magic Is Waiting - Janet Jackson Interlude: Come Back - Janet Jackson Interlude: No Acid - Janet Jackson Interlude: Livin'...In Complete Darkness... Interlude: Let's Dance - Janet Jackson Interlude: Hey Baby - Janet Jackson Interlude: T.V. - Janet Jackson Interlude: Pledge - Janet Jackson Anytime, Anyplace (R. Kelly Remix) - Janet Jackson 2Wayforyou - Janet Jackson If You Want To Touch Her, Ask! - Shania Twain I Ain't Gonna Eat My Heart Out Anymore... Thank You Baby (For Making Someday Come So Soon)... Rock Wit You - Michael Jackson Give Thanks To God - Michael Jackson Bluer Than Blue - Michael Jackson Dity Diana - Michael Jackson Cry - Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson They Don't Really Care About Us - Michael Jackson The Way You Make Me Feel - Bad - Michael Jackson The Girl Is Mine - Thriller - Michael Jackson Aquarious - Hair The Best Of My Love (Millennium Live Version)... Please Come Home For Christmas (Single Version)... One Of These Nights Intro - Eagles Ol'55 (Millennium Live Version) - Eagles Seven Bridges Road (live) - Eagles Random Victims Part 3 - Eagles Doolin' Dalton (Instrumental) - Eagles Doolin' Dalton (Reprise II) - Eagles Funk 49 - Eagles Long Run Leftovers - Eagles Dirty Laundry - Eagles Born To Boogie - Eagles My Name Is Luka - Suzanne Vega Marlene On The Wall (Acoustic Version)... Dream On - Led Zeppelin The Pleasure Principal - Janet Jackson Relationships Ruin Good People... Radix - Paul The Penguin (Outro) - Dubmood Mindcraft - FUTURISTIC Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too [*] - Say Anything Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too - Say Anything Hi - Hannah Diamond Close Windows, Open Doors - Alexis Blue The Mighty Pirate Sessions Volume 1 Intro... Enter Search - Elsa Deutschbein Our Myspace Account - Harry and the Potters Webcam Girl - Direct A Sociopath to Fame - Pincers The Internet Song - Steaming Wolf Penis Inside The Internet - Thomas Truax Internet Love Song - Tom Milsom Internet Is Gay - Anal Cunt Internet Going Nuts - Paul Wall Internet Friends (VIP) - Knife Party Internet Thugs Attack - Chamillionaire Internet Overdose Song - Rhett And Link Perverts on the Internet - Kunt And The Gang Badass (Joey Badass Diss) - Troy Ave

Please consider supporting this site by Clicking Here and Bookmarking whenever you search and shop Amazon. It costs you nothing but it supports us and gives us credit and we appreciate it greatly.