Sha la las and cutesy talknCan fill a whole LPnBut novelty songs about love gone wrongnReally work their charm on mennFriends say put a columnnIn some weekly metropolitannDon't stretch social courtesiesnSo sodapop pity's lost all its fizzynHe's still my patootiennAnd once the fizzy goes flatnIt's light-weight, wrackednnI miss my coochie coonNow I'm boohoo bluenShe's got his time to killnWhile candles burn in my roomnnSo I sit at home and watch the late night newsn'Cause I'm hooked on tragic eventsnThe bullies and their boom-doom, whoannAnd once the fizzy goes flatnYou're a second-rate sap and beaunFor Betty BoopnnI miss my coochie coonNow I'm boohoo bluenShe's got his time to killnWhile candles burn in my roomnnI miss my coochie coon(They were a couple)nNow I'm boohoo bluen(He burst her bubble)nShe's got his time to killn(It's such a cruel fate)nWhile candles burn in my room)n(Living with heartache)nnCoochie coo (Heartache)nCoochie coo (Heartache)nCoochie coo (Heartache)nMy coochie coo...