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If I Had Real Balls, It'd Be My Away Message
Idy

Disassemble every word Ive ever mumbled, I am sorry.

Youre the girl in a tale of harlotry and deprecation,

and Im the boy caught in this wave of you mean more than the air I breathe.

Apologies for my actions, the jurys still out on your case. As sirens sound in the streets, the boys in blue will save the day from the evil bubbling in your angel heart; but, I must leave.

And I feel, and I feel compelled to tell you this,

and I feel, and I feel compelled to beg of you.

Could you play the part of protagonist,

as I close my eyes and take a breath?

Heroes should never let villains in their bed,

unless theyve staked out a proper psychiatrist

(for you)


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