Four-and-twenty virgins come down from Inverness,
And when the Ball was over, there were four-and-twenty less,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all..
There was doin' in the parlor, there was doin' on the stones,
But ya couldn't a hear the music for the wheezin' and the groans,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The undertaker, he was there, all wrapped up in a shroud,
Swingin' from the chandelier, and peein' on the crowd,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The village cripple, he was there, ah he could not do much,
So he lined the ladies against the wall, and he did 'em with his crutch,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
Miss Mary McPherson was standin' way up front,
Some posies in her hand, and a carrot in her cunt,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village postman, he was there, but the poor man had the pox,
He could not do the lassies, so he did the letter box,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
The Village Magician, he was there, he gave us all a laugh,
He pulled his foreskin over his head, and he vanished up his ass,
Singin' balls to your partner, your ass against the wall,
If ya never been had on a Saturday night, ya never been had at all.
Ball Of Kerrymuir
Jim Croce
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(and) I Remember Her A Good Time Man Like Me Ain't Got No Business (Sin... A Good Time Man Like Me Ain't Got No Business... A Long Time Ago Age Alabama Rain Alabama Rain [*] Another Day, Another Town Bad Bad Leroy Brown Bad, Bad Leroy Brown Bad, Bad Leroy Brown [*] Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown Big Fat Woman Big Wheel Box #10 Car Wash Careful Man Cats In The Cradle Chain Gang Medley: Chain Gang/He Don't Love You/Se... Chain Gang Medley: Chain Gang/He Don't Love Y... Chain Gang Medley: Chain Gang\/He Don't Love\/Sear... Charlie Green Play That Slide Trombone Child of Midnight Child of Midnight [*] Child of Midnight [#] Child of Midnight [Jim and Ingrid] Cigarettes, Whiskey & Wild, Wild Women Cigarettes, Whiskey & Wild, Wild Women Cotton Mouth River Cotton Mouth River [#] Country Girl Don't Mess Around With Jim Dreamin' Again Dreamin' Again Five Short Minutes Greenback Dollar Gunga Din Hard Time Losin' Man Hard Time Losin' Man Hey Tomorrow Hey Tomorrow [#][Demo Version] I Am What I Am I Am Who I Am I Got A Name I Got a Name [*] I Got a Name [From The Last American Hero] I Remember Her I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song I've Got A Name I'll Have To Say I Love You In A Song I've Got A Name It Doesn't Have To Be That Way It Doesn't Have To Be That Way Just Another Day King's Song King's Song Lover's Cross Lover's Cross Lovers Cross Maybe Tomorrow Mississippi Lady More Than That Tomorrow More Than That Tomorrow [#] New York's Not My Home New York's Not My Home New Yorku2019s Not My Home Next Time, This Time Nobody Loves A Fat Girl Ol' Man River Old Man River One Less Set Of Footsteps One Less Set of Footsteps [*] Operator Operator (that's Not The Way It Feels) Operator (Thats Not the Way It Feels) Photographs And Memories Railroad Song Railroads And Riverboats Rapid Roy Rapid Roy (the Stock Car Boy) Recently Roller Derby Queen Roller Derby Queen [*] Running Maggie Salon And Saloon Speedball Tucker Speedball Tucker (live) Speedball Tucker [*] Spin, Spin, Spin Steel Rail Blues Stone Walls Sun Come Up The Ball of Kerrymuir The Hard Way Every Time The Man That Is Me The Migrant Worker The Migrant Worker [#] The Next Man That I Marry The Sun Come Up These Dreams These Dreams (live) [Live] These Dreams [*] This Land Is Your Land Thursday Time In A Bottle Tomorrow's Gonna Be A Brighter Day Tomorrow's Gonna Be A Brighter Day Top Hat Bar And Grill Top Hat Bar And Grille Vespers Walkin' Back To Georgia Walkin' Back To Georgia Way We Used To Be Wear Out The Turnpike What Do People Do What The Hell Which Way Are You Goin Which Way Are You Going Workin At The Car Wash Blues Workin' At The Car Wash Blues Workin' At The Car Wash Blues You Don't Mess Around With Jim You Don't Mess Around With Jim You Donu2019t Mess Around with Jim
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