I have a strategy
I don't think I have to get a real job
That's if it works
But I am confident
That I won't fail with overwhelming odds
It was a system
It is straight mathematics
I need no more than $320 bucks
If there's a 98% chance of giving you $320
I'm taking $325 of your bucks
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Mom, Dad don't look proud
Is it because I'm a professional gambler now?
I guess I don't need no college degree
Just a brief lesson in communicative probability
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
(One mathematical question that I have is:
Exactly how long does it take three dudes to lose 200 bucks each?)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
I got this beat (oh yeah)
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I, Professional Gambler
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