Ok, here's what we're doin' here, um-nWe're going to integrate two very important things, um, andnThose are intelligence, and... sports!nnIn hockey, you must score a goalnWhich one cannot do if between me and the net there's no holenMost goalies are quick; react the drop of a hatnBut I don't need to be quick when I got so much fatnnwhat do you do with your 1500 pounds? nYou play goalienWhat do you do with your 1500 pounds?nYou play goaliennnYou can try the wrist shot, slap shot, there's no getting throughnI told you ten times you can not fake out blubber, dudenI won't get tired 'cause I'll just lie on my sidenSo the other teams won't copy I'll be signed at the dennnTurn to channel 29 on the tele'nI've limited the kick save and only block with my bellynMe and George Ozina, I'll be a new sensation--nThe NHL can't not let me play,n'Cause that's discrimination!nnwhat do you do with your 1500 pounds? nYou play goalienWhat do you do with your 1500 pounds?nYou play goalien (Can't stand it in England!)nnHey, man, do you know what's up?nThe flyers could have used me in the Stanley Cup!nand I don't care if it ruins the sport of the game,ncause we're winning,nyeah, we're winning!nnwhat do with your 1500 pounds?nyou play goalienwhat do with your 1500 pounds?nyou play goalienwhat do when you're 1500 pounds? n (and we danced, like a wave on the ocean, romanced, nyou play goalie n (we were liars in love, and we danced)nwhat do when you're 1500 pounds? n (like a wave on the ocean, romanced,nyou play goalie n (and we danced, and we danced, and we danced)nyou play goalienyou play goalienyou play goalie, younyou play goalienyou play goalie