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He Was A Professional
Newton Faulkner

[Chorus 1:]
He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him
They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
He worked for all the major companies
He worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional

[Verse 1:]
He worked so hard, he never found the time for friends, he never socialised
He felt so alone 'cause when he talked about his job, people though he told them lies
Nobody could believe...

[Chorus 2:]
He was a professional dog food taster but no-one would believe him
They thought he might be a spy but in reality he was quite boring
He worked for all the major companies
He worked his way up the dog food chain, he was a professional

[Verse 2:]
One day cross the bar, he caught the eye of a girl he did not recognise
When he asked her what she did for work, well the answer came as a very big surprise
It was hard to believe

[Chorus 3:]
She was a professional dog food taster, she totally believed him
People thought she might be a spy but in reality she was quite boring
She worked for all the major companies
She worked her way up the dog food chain, she was a professional

[Bridge:]
They fell in love and love is all they ever wanted
They're the same, no-one could believe
They bought a big house in country for the kids
And they they opened their own dog food factory

[Chorus 4:]
They were both professional dog food tasters, but no-one would believe them
People thought they might both be spies but in reality they were quite boring
They worked for all the major companies
They worked their way up the dog food chain


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