I'm an expert on her cause I see her everydayShe's got one of those bedrooms you can see from the freewayI know her brothers, her cousins and her DadWould not appreciate me getting on thoseNot from the same neighborhood,Her brothers scare me but their sister looks so goodSandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home toMake dinner and clean up and that sucks. I know, huh?Sandra, I know, huh? You gotta' go home toFill up the pinnate for you cousin's quinceneraAnd when we dance, the snare drum comes out of nowhereBut we're together, and they're playing our song'Cause when she calls, I know I just gotta' go thereAnd when I get her in the mood, the tuba ruins the songI go to pick her up but I just get stared downThey say hey huero what you doin' in this townI got a mission so I don't care what they sayThey think they're something just because it's cowboy dayIn their neighborhood, her brothers scare mebut their sister looks so goodSandra, I know huh? You gotta' go home toPut the cow stickers on Tio's van conversion
Lyrics by The Vandals
(But Then) She Spoke 4,3,2,1,0,-1 A Gun For Christmas Aging Orange Airstream Allah Allah! An Idea For A Movie Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government) And Now We Dance Anti Ape Drape (Mullet Song) Ape Shall Never Kill Ape Appreciate My Honesty Atracity Atrocity Bad Birthday Bash Be A Good Robot Behind The Music Big Bro Vs. Johnny Sako Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako But Then, She Spoke C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S Cafe 405 Canine Euthenasia Change My Pants Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna) Change The World With My Hockey Stick China Town Choosing You Masters Christian Or Canadian Christmas Time For My Penis Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh) Come Out Fighting Complain (from the film Bob Roberts) Count to Ten Crippled & Blind Crippled And Blind Dachau Cabana Desert Woman Designed By Satan Dig A Hole Disproportioned Head Don't Make Me Get My Fat, Lazy Ass Off This Couch Don't Stop Me Now Elvis Decanter Euro-Barge F'd Up Girl Failure Is The Best Revenge Flowers Are Pretty Fourteen Fucked Up Girl Gator Hide Get A Room Get In Line Girls Turn 18 Every Day Go Goop All Over The Phone Grandpa's Last Christmas Grandpa's Last Xmas H.B. Hotel Hang Myself From The Tree Happy Birthday To Me Heart Break Hotel Here I Am Lord Hey Homes! How (Did This Loser Get This Job) How They Getcha Hungry For You I Am Crushed I Believe I Can't Wait I Don't Believe In Santa Clause I Don't Think You're a Slut I Guess I'll Take You Back I Have A Date I Saw Her In A Mustang I'll Make You Love Me I'll Make You, Love Me I'm A Fly I'm Becoming You I'm The Boss Of Me I've Got An Ape Drape I've Got An Ape Drape Idea for a Movie If The Government Could Read My Mind It's A Fact It's A Fact Jackass Johnny Two Bags Johnny Twobags Join Us For Pong Kick Me Kill My Tenant Kokomo Lady Killer Ladykiller Legend of Pat Brown Let The Bad Times Roll Little Weirdo Live Fast, Diarrhea Long Hair Queer Lord of the Dance Manimal Marry Me Master Race (In Outer Space) Master Race In Outer Space Mohawk Town Money's Not An Issue Moving Up My Brain Tells My Body My Brother is Gay My First Christmas As A Woman My First Xmas, As A Woman My Girlfriend's Dead My Neck, My Back My Special Moment N I M B Y N. I. M. B. Y. Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday Nothing's Going To Ruin My Holiday Now We Dance Oi To The World OK People That Are Going To Hell Phone Machine Pirate's Life Pizza Tran Pizza Tran (she Delivers) Play That Country Tuba, Cowboy Power Mustache Rico S.W.M. San Berdu Sheena Is A Punk Rocker Slap Of Love Small Wonder So Long, Farewell Soccer Mom Sorry, Mom And Dad Soup Of The Day Steal The Flag Stop Smiling Summer Lovin' Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Susanville Take It Back Take It Back! Tastes Like Chicken Teenage Idol Thanx For Nothing That's My Girl The Day Farrah Fawcett Died The Legend Of Pat Brown The New You The Rod The Rodge The Unseen Tears of the Albacore The Vibrator Song To All The Kids Urban Struggle Viking Suit Wanna Be Manor We'll All Get Laid What About Me? When I Say You, I Mean Me Where's Your Dignity You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)