Change The World With My Hockey Stick
The Vandals

Gonna change the world

With my hockey stick

Gonna make a real difference

Feed the poor and heal the sick


I'll practice in my yard

Or in the showers every day

Until I get so goddamn good

That someone really super rich will say

Here's a million dollars

You can spend it how you like,

You can change the fucking world

Or turn it into something nice

I'll use my stick for foreign matters

Giving meaning to our planet

And anything we ever wanted

We will get to have it

And it's all thanks to my hockey stick

And skill in which I use it

A hero to humanity

I swear I won't abuse it


I'll change the world

I'll make a difference man

I'll change the world with my hockey stick

Solving all our problems...


Like crack and aids and murder, violence, syphilis...

Global warming, floods and arson, rape, and birth defects

And things affecting ever person

War on crime and racism are problems of the past you see

Thanks to the greatest hockey player

That would be me

World leaders are united

From the joy to watch me playing

As the planet gathers 'round

For the chance to hear me saying

This place is now utopia

And heaven is on earth

Me and my hockey stick

Can finally built this earth


I changed the world

I made a difference!

I changed the world with my hockey stick

I changed the world

Yeah!

I changed the world with my hockey stick

I solved all our problems


People don't appreciate the glory I have brought them

I saved this planet in its darkest hour

So they will grovel beneath the man that saved them from the curse

Appoint myself ruler of the universe


And lots of family masses they will grovel at my feet

And their lives will serve no purpose

Other than to honor me

And this stick it will now rule their lives

And dictate all their thoughts

And I'll re-write our history

And thus reside as God


I'll rule the world

I did it!

I'll rule the world with my hockey stick

I'll rule the world

Yeah!

I'll rule the world with my hockey stick

Just because I am that good


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