Hello ones,nHello ones,nThis is your captain speaking.nI got a chip on my shoulder the size of a boulder and I'm gonna have to get it off.nD'you know what I'm gonna tell you?nThat bigger is better and smaller is impossible to find.nI'm gonna tell you that a tired old voice is better than a screaming one,nWhat a hoax.nnListen,nListen, listen, listen,nThis just in.nTake good care of your pearly whites and I'll let you in on a little secret.nI had to walk up a bunch of stiffs just to get here but it merely meant I had to walk a mile in style to walk an eternity like a king.nDon't let them lead you astray,nNever let them put you away,nLaugh at everything when people say they'll resist you,nAnd we don't regret a single thing.n