You should have listened to what mama saidnAnd walked away with someone else insteadnYou should have listened to what grandma saidnAnd married someone more like FrednnYou should have listened to your inner voicenWhile you had time and still a choicenYou should have reached for the emergency brakenBefore it was too latenn[Chrous]nYou see the clever girl looks for a clever boynTo another extent than the clever boynWill ever look for a matenWho goes to round-table debatesnAnd runs a little bit latenWhen she does work for the statennYou see the clever girls look for a clever boysnAnd then the clever boys seem to have a different choicenThey want a good-looking chicknThat likes to blow them awaynSomeone who laughs at all thenFunny little things they saynnI have a friend who's in this MENSA clubnHe has no trouble to admitnHe wants a woman with ambitionsnThat go as far as raising kidsnn[Chorus x3]