(Pelle) nI bought no gifts this yearnand I slept with your sisternI know I should have thought twicenBefore I kissed hernBut with the year we had lastnAnd the dress that she worenI just went along for the ridenAnd I came back for morennAnd I'm sorry baby.....nn(Cyndi) nThat's all ok honey cause see...nnI bought no tree this yearnAnd I slept with your brothernI wrecked your Daddy's carnAnd went down on your Mother.nI set your record collection on firenAnd said I never knewnFelt kind of bad about thatnAnd I know you did toonnpre chorus 1 (both) nSo whatever you say, it's all fine by menWho the fuck anyway wants a Christmas treenCause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad nIt'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladnnChorus 1 (both) nAnd spend this Christmas togethernnverse 2n(Pelle)nI married you last yearnBet you thought I was sober, right?nBut I was drunk as a skunk and I made a mistakenThis could all have been overnn(Cyndi)nAh honey please don't nExcuse your behaviournCause I hired a hitman and changed your willnIt's now all in my favournnpre chorus 2 (both) nSo whatever you say, it's all fine by menWho the fuck anyway wants a Christmas treenCause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad nIt'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladnnChorus 2 (both)nAnd spend this Christmas togethern(repeats) nn(Pelle) nHolding on without any reasonnCause something's strong this holiday season nnpre chorus 3 (both)nSo whatever you say, it's all fine by menAnd who the fuck anyway wants a Christmas treenCause the snow keeps on fallin´ even though we were bad nIt'll cover the filth, we should both just be gladnnChorus 3 (both)nAnd spend this Christmas togethern(repeats)