[Intro: Various Samples](Give him one of these pills if he has any pain)(A parable... What is it? Well it's a little story with a lot of truthAn earthly story with a heavenly meaningJesus told many parables to grown-ups and children alikeHe told them simply and sincere, in words everyone could understandSo that all might learn the lesson he was trying to teach...)(Yeah!)[Verse Intro: Aesop Rock]Well they were selfish with the helmets on the little bus'Till brick fluid sewage crippled up the get-retarted nickel punksSlowly cope but swore his lowly robot vole evokeWould one day rise in sections to interrogate the Holy Ghost(I knew it!)[Verse: Aesop Rock]Holy smokes!Father. Black suit, white collar.Kiddie porn dungeon, guns, and three fingers for your daughtersCaught belly-up, antique Nazi paraphernalia.You can not pay you bills with holy water and Hail Mary luck (Oh my!)Shucks this fucker. Enjoy the Alcatraz shower fun!And mommy's mad; I'm cliche generation Agnostic front.It ate the nifty faith in 1958 before the New-New Testament approved altar-boy fistic rape.And take me to your leader 'long as he don't manipulate toddler-beaver. (Leave him alone!)Call me crazy but I'd bet that wasn't God's demeanor.Saw the meter peaking (Me too!)But Long Island was Jesus every weekend spoon-fed to appease traditional upbringingOf a little Pennsylvania shit-hole where elders movementStressed the stellar therapeutic Bible cycle. {How?}One church with a bait and tackle store next door and not much more.So the two moved to New York, made babies raised on what they saw.Christmas morning smelled fresher than angel pussy.But immaculate conception came second to playful goodies.Like laser-tag was way more spiritual than blood and body wafer bagsAnd manger staff as long as Santa ate the cookies (Well...)Grandma was a saint while he'd paint with snakes and bulliesSaid If only you'd memorized your prayers like you did your Kool-G's!By the time I was old enough to know what religion wasI was Catholicism-numb and truly didn't give a... (fuck!)94': Moved out the crib and it ain't seen a steeple sinceWhat Knievel-evil seeps in a Christian leader's pitch'Till priests slack, slapped with parental advisory warnings:I'll be auditioning God's in my office on Monday morning.[Chorus: Various Samples & Aesop Rock](Yeah!) [Scratched throughout chorus]Uh oh! And yet another pill slippedDown the hatch. It patch him through the kill-switchI need a couple A's for Q'sI'm not an asshole I'm just a little confused[Interlude: Sampled]This story reminds us of the one Jesus told about people who were kind andHelpful to others. He said that one day the king would say to these people:Come, inherit the kingdom prepared for youFor when I was hungry you gave me foodI was sick and you visited me.I was in prison and you came to me. But the people askedLord, when did we see you hungry and feed you?Or sick or in prison and come to you? And the king answered:In as much as you have done it unto one of the least of these, my brethren,You have done it unto me. (Yeah!)[Chorus: Aesop Rock]Just a little bruised in the back of the pewsActing amused with a mask on them Vatican bluesFor in the eyes of the organization I was raised inAes' is just another c sinning brick in Hell's basement.Cubicle adjacent to the killers and rapists.For what? Drugs and fucking is part of growing up.Like cups over dumb shit's better than the schools!I'm not an asshole I'm just a little confused.Just a lit fuse in the back of the pewsWatching a thousand flavors of the same God feud.I figure ultimate-peace is the common theme.So it's a no-brainer peace when the blood hit the screen.Got a basic good and evil sensibility bornGood neighbor know a halo wouldn't fit over horns.The more science than faith, I'm more karma than bread and booze.I'm not an asshole I'm just a little confusedNot an asshole I'm just a little confusedNot an asshole I'm just a little confusedNot an asshole I'm just a little confused(You know what Aesop, to be completely honest you're a fucking asshole)
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