I was a dark dumb student,nNo hokey rookie daytrippin on visions of chickens that looked likenR Crumb drew 'em.nThey grew em in the royal dirt of Suffolk County’s flooringnWith the blood of an alcoholic clergyman in his forearms.nLong Island was porn stars and puppies pushing sniffles,nFit into the eighth dimension door slipped through the pin holes,nZoop, slipped through the pin holes, Crispy to god sender.nWho thunk over a quarter plunked a local Mortal Kom-vendor.nnWho broke the verbal squad sensor?nRoot down,nFeelers out across the marsh before it was “Awesome Car!”nI call in car cavalry cooked in an 85 Dodge Aries,nGas for Huntington and back barely. Equipped with super soakers full of piss and an uncanny knacknFor constantly upsetting pigs by doing stupid shit.nThe kid ??? his ring king dummies to King CullennWhere they hollered “Fuckk the World” from a parking lot of the suburbs.nA couple spray cans and a little litter,nBut they’d look at us like swindlers with them Ricky Kasso jitters.nSo fuck em, a glutton sunk into the alley for propsnBut things will still go bump when them halogens pop.nBelieve, I’ll be there when it happensnSo shake another plates off the manhole, Snake another flames off the candle,nLady of the lake off the answers, Admitting their mistakes to their deplanning cadavers.nNow it’s rest in peace Wes Petersons whose heater sung disturbingly to further reevaluate your beast of burden’s urgency.nDamn doggy, good times, thanks.nI wrote your name in wet cement by the corporate banks.nnChorusnTax evader.nMade a fire, made a wheel, made a snack for later.nCatacomb kids cuddle up and test the paper.nWhen the town's speed freaks sleep, trap the traitor.nHe will ask for papers.nSee I'm an axe-invader,nMade a roof, made a weapon, made anFlag from papernBy the snotty little nuzzle of a latchkey neighbor.nWhen the ?pope does shaggy? over some dap from gators,nHe will catch the vapors.nnCouple Playboy mudflaps and hell on his heels.nBeautifully echoed in the pace at which he shoveled meals,nLike not a farmer among us had a harvest survive the winter.nSo dinner split a lima bean in triplets. Pick a winner.nWe took a couple of summers puking pills behind the dumpster,nAs the largest Pez dispenser on record recouped his numbers.nOne shoe in the soupy gutter,nOne shoe in the velvet heaven.nWhen the mermaids haul em, shake em up the lake a melted weapon, he couldnDance pretty with the hooligan nation, Who will be patient, awaiting zookeeper faceliftnExtra.nThe days of your pain and similar uber apeshit,nWe merely updated the ancient 8-bit. Yeah, dumber than a cow on a roof in a flood,nWho’s not as dumb as the watered-down beefnFrom the burgers that jumped.nI’m dumber than a Taz on a beach chair with a Martini,nWho’s not as dumb as a tat with the same scenery.nBarking male pigs, stigmata for all good sport.nGarbage Pail Kids unite at the mall food court.nChase cheese fries with binaca.nThey had shut the school down early,nThere were bombs inside the lockers.nNo concept of the problem,nWe responded like a snow day,nAnd would clobber shit to flotsam till the cops said it was OK.nOK, show the squadron’s back into their boxesnLike it’s breakfast club of hotheads,nShow no progress to the doctors.nAnd I walk into the office,nCough an awful ether often,nFlood a parking meter fever,nKnuckle up for love and rockets.nIt wasnReign of the razor laser,nDay of the cloudy howdy,nFlight of the shelter melter,nYou can bow without me.nnChorusnnKnock em out the box, Aes.