Oh, dearly belovedWe are gathered up in here todayTo join in holy monogamonyThis dear fellerAnd this ol' gal he brought with himThe weddin' chapel couldn't get more packedThe lovebirds were dressed in white and blackThe preacher turned to the groom and askedHim to slip the ring on her left handHe turned to his best manAnd said, Hold my beerThis won't take longAnd I want it backAnd I don't want it goneI trust you, buddyHere, hold my beerI now pronounce youY'allThey cut the cake and they poured champagneThey mock-paraded and formed a trainThey crashed right into the groom's old flameAs she came crashin' inThe new bride was kinda greenAnd said, Hold my beerThis won't take longAnd I want it backAnd I don't want it goneI trust you, honeyHere, hold my beerWhen the catfight broke up, the band broke inDid some hagglin' and hankerin' some cashWhen somebody's cousin that nobody knewYelled, What's with this hill-billy crap?You could've heard a pin dropAnd then, Hold my beerThis won't take longAnd I want it backAnd I don't want it goneSomebody, hold my beerThis won't take longAnd I want it backAnd I don't want it goneI trust you, buddyHere, hold my beerYa, no, no, just hold it, noI wouldn't give it and then tell I didn't like itOh, it's gone nowNever ask the preacher to hold your beer
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