Don't pick up Hitchhiker JoeHe'll slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHe'll make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDon't do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomI had a cousin who came from VermontNext thing I know, that cousin was goneTruck driver saw him picking up hitchhiker JoeNow his spleen's on the sidewalk helping flowers growDon't pick up hitchhiker JoeHe'll slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHe'll make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDon't do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomMy best friend Eddie called from L.A.Said we'd have dinner later that dayI've got a feeling, and it's more than a hunchMy poor friend Eddie was that hitchhiker's lunchDon't pick up hitchhiker JoeHe'll slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHe'll make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDon't do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomHitchhiker Joe ain't no vegetarianIf you see him on the highwaySteer clear of himHe got a knife in his sockAnd a razor up his sleeveAnd a chainsaw in his packAnd he's gonna make you bleed, yeah, yeahBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomMy girlfriend Lois called from TallahasseeShe picked up that dude at the spam factoryThat was the last time that I saw her smileMy best advice is don't eat spam for a whileDon't pick up hitchhiker JoeHe'll slit your throatAnd cut off your big toe, I tell youHe'll make you smileFrom ear to earGonna lock you in a trunkFor ninety-nine yearsDon't do it nowBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomBom, bom, bom, bomDon't pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker Joe (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)And cut off your big toeHe'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)For ninety-nine yearsDon't do it nowDon't pick up hitchhiker Joe (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll slit your throat (bom, bom, bom, bom)And cut off your big toe (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you in a trunk (bom, bom, bom, bom)For ninety-na-na-na-na-na-na-na now (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Do-ooh-ooh-n't (bom, bom, bom, bom)Pick up (bom, bom, bom, bom)Hitchhiker (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)He got to cut off your big, your big, your big (bom, bom, bom, bom)He'll make you smile (bom, bom, bom, bom)From ear to ear (bom, bom, bom, bom, bom)Gonna lock you
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