High School party, senior yearnBoys and girls are all sippin' on beernI like soda, where's the sodanAm I the only fucking person here that likes sodanI see you from across the crowdnI said the party is bumpin' and the music is loudnYou're really drunk and you're looking sadnIt's like a date rape adnnGirl, then we start to dance andnGirl, baby this is romancenGirl, I'm starting to grow down below, shit, why did I wear sweat pantsnGirl, you're body's like what nconjunction junction, that's a fine ass butnI'm like a cashew in a lollipop, Just keeping suckin' 'til you get to the nutnnAnd I saidnLet's rob an Asian kitchen, or stroll down the blocknEither way girl, we're taking a walk/wok... nothing?nYou're going to love me the way my uncle didnExcept you're not gonna to go to court for doin' itnBe a guillotine or my girl insteadnEither way, you're giving me headnI'm gonna love you the right waynShorty with a body looking hottie when I sayn nGirlnWhen I say girlnnWe go into the bedroom exchanging nervous laughternWhy's it called dry humping if I always need a towel afternYou spread your naked legs and I see that wounded that never healednEven though you're yelling for me, I can tell your lips are sealednWe're both aware of my erectionnYou ask if I have protectionnI say Well um no...I-I tried to buy em once I was in the convenient store my old baby sitter walked in I had to hide them near the tic-tacs I was so embarrassed I peed myself a little bitnnGirl nGirlnnInsert a euphemismnA sexy mental prismnIncrease my pelvic rhythmnfill you with my syllogismnI know your body and I know how to please yanDon't thank me, thank wikipedia nGuys don't go down, well I am-nWhat the fuck is that, I should have brought my diagramnOoh did you feel that, that was an educated guessnOoh did you feel that, uh that one was a sneeze, my badnnHigh school party, senior yearnNone of that happened cause I wasn't invited... hm