Harsh words of a socialitenChampagne to the libertinenHe's part of the same world but they don't collidenIn dispute the authenticitynFinding out just what it means to benThe same as the next guy only in disguisennIn a lull in the conversation:nGrow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole!nStrong words from a friend of minenI can grow my own fucking moustache anytimennHarsh words reflect an apathynOf a drunken new philosophynIt's never the same thing but that's by designnNever never wanna criticizenAnd tonight we're gonna stigmatizenSocial pariahs but they're not alignednnIn a lull in the conversation...nGrow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole!nnHarsh words are whispered softlynBut it's not that way no morenHarsh words are whispered softlynBut it's not that way no morenHarsh words are whispered softlynBut we all know it's for surenHarsh words are whispered softlynBut it's not no morennGrow Your Own Fucking Moustache, Asshole!
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