(M: Now?CR: Just a minute...M: You know my girl...Now?CR: Jus'...Now!M: Now?)You know my girl just called me up,And she woke me from my sleep,(D: *SNORE*M: ...You should...)You should have heard the things she said,You know she hurt my feelings deep.I'm gonna buy me a dog(D: A dog?M: A dog!D: Why?M: Why?)'Cause I need a friend now,(D: Babe, you need all the friends you can get, I'm telling you)I'm gonna buy me a dog,My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.(M: Don't ruin my song, man, it's the only song I have!D: It was already ruined before it was wrote!)(M: Uh, where's the verse...)She used to bring me my, my newspaper,(M: Here it is...D: You don't even know where it's at)'Cause she knew where it was at,She used to keep me so contented,But, I can teach a dog to do that.I'm gonna buy me a dog,(D: You couldn't teach a dog to do that, you can only train elephants)'Cause I need a friend, now,(D: I need a friend, now...M: Now!D: Yeah!)I'm gonna buy me a dog,(D: A dog. Here, Rover, Fido, Spot...M: A dog. Here boy!)My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.(M: OneD: TwoM: ThreeD: Four-Six-Eight-NineM: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-Hike!D: Hike?M: Hike!D: I was late on that one...M: Oh, yeah...D: I just got back from Africa, y'know?I was playing cards with the natives...M: Oh! Zulus?D: No, I usually won, ha-haM: Gee...I wish I had a glass of water...D: Why, are you thirsty?M: No, I want to see if my neck leaks...M: I'd buy a raccoon, but, John already has one...D: 35 bucks!M: Where...where do I come in?CR: Get ready...M: ...Get ready...Ah!)I'm gonna buy me a dog,(D: Dog...M: A dog...Hmmm...D: Yeah...)'Cause I need a friend, now,(D: Yeah-yeahM: Yeah, boop-boop, sh-bop-bop, ram-a-lam)I'm gonna buy me a dog,(CR: Try the next verse again...M: What?)My girl, my girl don't love me no how.(M: HowD: Now brown cow...M: How now, brown cow...I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yessir!I'm gonna buy me a dog!If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy,I think dog would be the word.D: Would it...would it be dog?M: It would be dog..D: Definitely dog...M: It would come springing from my lips...dog...D: Springing from...let's get out of here, c'mon...M: Boing! Boing! Boing! It would be springing from my..D: Is that it, Tommy? Can you turn it off, please?Can someone open the door and let us out?They're coming to take us away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...fade out....Sheesh!!!!
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