Take a letter, keep on goingnWhere ever it is, she's goin', too.nGive her my autograph and tell hernIt's been nice knowin' you.nn[Chorus]nShe's a star collector (collector of stars)nShe only seems to please young celebrities.nShe's a star collector (collector of stars)nHow can I love her, when I just don't respect her?nnWhen everything is goin' my way,nShe wants to be close at hand.nShe moves to some other doorwaynWhen things don't go the way she planned.nn[Chorus]nnIt won't take much time before I get her off my mindnn[Chorus: x2]