Words and music by John KaynGood evening one and all, this is channel 24nBringing you the latest news around the worldnDown in Florida today, someone tried to get awaynnWhen he commandeered the train at Disney WorldnUntil noon it was a standoff, but then he lost his lucknWhen someone shot him down, dressed up like Donald DucknIt was a midget G-mannnAnd we're sorry that we could not show it livenBut we'll have film of the shooting here at fivenGive me some news I can use, let me smile for a whilenFor the madness has taken it's tollnnGive me some news I can use, just a break for the sakenOf my mind which is losing controlnFrom Washington today, called a senator to saynThat our future has been cancelled 'cause we're brokennWe called the white house without end finally reached the PresidentnSays he don't know if it's real or just a jokenAnd last night at the playoffs, things got pretty grimnThey crucified the referee and tore him limb from limbnnAh, you should have been therenAnd in the weather, there's a hurricane in sightnAnd that's the way it is with us tonightnGive me some news I can use, let me smile for a whilennFor the madness has taken it's tollnGive me some news I can use, just a break for the sakenOf my mind which is losing controlnSeems like every single day another mind gets blown away nnAnd the world goes just a little more insanenI got problems of my own, tryin' to keep my house and homenAnd I sure could stand some cheerful news againnMy agent called to tell me my record's on the chartnnIt's number 90 with an anchor, I never said that it was artnI gotta eat too, ya knownAnd my buddy who still owes me for his bailnHe says, don't worry, your check is in the mailnnGive me some news I can use, let me smile for a whilenFor the madness has taken it's tollnGive me some news I can use, just a break for the sakenOf my mind which is losing control
Lyrics by Steppenwolf
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