Girl - always giving me diseasesnGirl - always cutting me to piecesnGirl - you're a girl, you're a girlnnAnd all you're good for is to give me all your money,nAll you're good for is to just make me sick,nI'll go to bed with you if you want me to honey,nBut it's almost time for Johnny Carson,nso make it quicknnyou girl...nnI swear you goddamn girls must have cotton for brains,nYou're no fun to talk to 'cause you're all the same,nYou make me wanna blow my lunch with your smelly games,nYou ought to be lobotomized, put in chainsnnGirl...nnAnd all you're good for is to give me all your money,nAll you're good for is to just make me sick,nYou're nothing but a stupid stinking cunt, you ain't funny,nI'd like to mask your stupid face to pulp with a bricknnYou girl - you dirty cuntnYou girl - you mental runtnYou girl - you're a girl