If I made a flying painting, you would probably try to kill me.nIs this a case of indecision, or just a lack of comprehension?nnDusting jet planes off,nDistrusting numbers,nImpaling screwdrivers in a cucumbernnI will often dillydally, keeping notes while I am shaving,nMy religion is my first love, it exists on tire changingnnDialing telephones,nEating carpets,nJumping on a comb,nElectric EelingnnDriving over English muffins, it would make me oh so happy,nJumping off the Eiffel tower is bound to make you lots of money.nnBuilding two-by-four religious temples,nReviving dinosaurs,nSubmitting tables