Gaston
Little Shop Of Horrors

Gaston

Who does she think she is?

That girl has tangled with the wrong man!

Lefou

Darn right.

Gaston

No one says no to Gaston!

Dismissed! Rejected!

Publicly humiliated!

Why, it's more than I can bear.

Lefou

More beer?

Gaston

What for? Nothing helps.

I'm disgraced.

Lefou

Who, you? Never!

Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.

Lefou

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon!

You can ask any Tom, dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and chorus

No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

Lefou

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

Lefou and chorus

My what a guy, that Gaston!

Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!

Lefou

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips

Chorus

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

Lefou

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Bimbettes

For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Lefou

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston

That's right!

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair

Chorus

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

Lefou

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston

I'm especially good at expectorating!

Ptoooie!

Chorus

Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston

When I was a lad

I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown

I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

Chorus

Oh, ahhh, wow!

My what a guy, that Gaston!

No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Lefou

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating!

Chorus

My what a guy, Gaston!


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