Gaston
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Who does she think she is? That girl has tangled with

the wrong man! No one says no to Gaston!


Heh heh. Darn right.


Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly Humiliated! Why, it's

more than I can bear.


More beer?


What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.


Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together.


Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to be you, Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why


No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect, a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on


No one's been like Gaston

A king pin like Gaston

No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston

As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating

My- what a guy, that Gaston


Give five hurrahs!

Give twelve hip-hips!

Gaston is the best

And the rest is all drips



No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

For there's no one as burly and brawny

As you see I've got biceps to spare

Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

(That's right!)

And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair


No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm espcially good at expectorating

(Ptooey!)

Ten points for Gaston!


When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge


No one shoots like Gaston

Makes those beauts like Gaston

Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men?

And then say it once more

Who's the hero next door?

Who's a super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's G-A-S- T -

G-A-S-T - E -

G-A-S-T-O - oh!


GASTON!!!


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You Can Fly! You Can Fly! [From Peter...   You Ve Got A Friend In Me   You'll Be In My Heart   You're Welcome [Jordan Fisher\/Lin-Manuel Miranda ...   You've Got A Friend In Me   You'll Be In My Heart   Your Heart Will Lead You Home   Your Mother And Mine   zero to hero   Zip A Dee Doo Dah   Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah

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