Garnett's homemade beer1. Oh the year was nineteen seventy-eight,(How I wish I'd never tried it now,)When a score of men were turned quite greenBy the scummiest ale you've ever seenChorus:God damn them all,I was told this beer was worth it's weight in goldWe'd feel no pain, she'd no tears,But it's a foolish man who shows no fearAt a glass of Garnett's homemade beer.2. Now Garnett Rogers cried the town(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)For 20 brave men all masochists whoWould taste for him his homemade brew.3. This motley crew were a sickening sight(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)There was caveman Dave with his eyes in bagsHe'd a hard-boiled liver and the staggers and jags.4. We hadn't been there but an hour or two(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)When a voice said Give me some homemade brewAs steeleyed Stan hove into view.5. Now steeleyed Stand was a frightening man(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)He was eight foot tall and four foot wideSaid pass that jug or I'll tan your hide.6. Stan took one sip and pitched on his side(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)Garnett was smashed with a cupful of drugsAnd his breath set fire to both me legs.7. Now here I am with my 23rd beer(how I wish I'd never tried it now,)It's six long years since I felt this wayOn the night before my wedding day.See also bartprivFilename[ garntbrPlay. Exe bartprivDc===Document boundary===
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