Sugar and spice and all things nicenThat’s what little girls are made ofnFrogs and snails and puppy dog tails’nThat’s what little boys are made ofnLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenNo life’s no fairy talennLittle Bo-peep has lost her sheepnShe doesn’t know where to find themnLittle Jack Horner sat in his cornernEating his Christmas piennLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenNo life’s no fairy talennLittle Miss Muffet sat on her tuffetnEating her curds and wheynWee Willie Winky runs through the townnWith his candlestick and his nightgown downnnLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenLife’s no fairy talenNo life’s no fairy talennBut Elvis nElvis doesn’t do anythingnBecause he’s dead!n