Black people, gonna sing
Black people, they're gonna sing
Sing about the man, how he held them down
Made them all smoke crack
Black people love hacky-sack
Chinese, gonna sing
Chinese people, they're gonna sing
Sounds real harsh, unmelodic
Hideously off-key
Chinese sing nasally
Mexicans fart their songs
Singing's just background to their farts
First for them comes family
Second comes the songs they beef
Mexicans are make-belief
Midgets in the house
They're little like a tiny mouse
Stand on a chair so I can see you there
Funnier than Barney Phife
Apologize for your life