The House Rules
Christian Kane

So you're tired and beat
And you've worked all week
And you need a place you can let it go.
Where the girls go wild
And the boys play hard
And you need a little more than just the radio.
Well here's your open invitation
With just a couple regulations.
Let me warn you son, only come to have fun
We don't take kindly to serious.
So leave your troubles at the door
Unless you want some in here.

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs and gets high.
It's a country music, a little soul,
It's a rock 'n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sitting around
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.

Around eleven o'clock when the front door locks
And the boys start raising the bottle.
Where the girls do the thing with the Mardis Gras beads
Yeah, You know they're gonna show 'em if they got 'em.
No matter what your story, a good time is mandatory.
Well rule number seven says don't touch the women
But they can grab whatever they want to.

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs and gets high.
It's a country music, a little soul,
It's a rock' n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sitting around
Everybody's dancing,' groovin' and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.

No such thing as last call.
We pick' em up when they fall .
We share the same bathroom stall,
Says the sign on the wall.
(1, 2, 3)

Welcome to my house, buckle up tight
Everybody sings and drinks, laughs and gets high.
It's a country music, a little soul,
It's a rock n roll rodeo.
We don't tolerate no sitting around
Everybody's dancin', groovin' and getting on down.
So before you come in here with some kind of attitude
Boy, before you come a walkin' in here with any kind of attitude
You better read the house rules.

You better read the house rules.
(2, 3)


  Purchase "The House Rules"   Purchase Entire Album   Email Video to Friends   Play Youtube "The House Rules" Video   Play Spotify "The House Rules" Song   View Wikipedia "The House Rules" Entry   Receive Emails for Future Christian Kane Lyrics

Email:

  Link to "The House Rules"   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Lyrics For You

Loading...

Lyrics by Christian Kane

Related Songs

  No Spill Blood - Oingo Boingo  The Chant - Bret Michaels  In This House That I Call Home - X  Breaking All The House Rules - Budgie  Killjoy - Retard-o-bot 2000  Killjoy - Retard-O-Bot  Fools In Love - Goran Gora  Love Rules - Rhett Akins  House Full of Blues - Gary Moore  Extinction - Screaming Females  It's My House - Diana Ross  It's My House - Diana Ross  The Rules - Delorentos  The Rules - Elysion  The Rules - Hoobastank  The Rules - Hoobastank  The Rules - Ben Kweller  The Rules - Tragically Hip  The Rules - Angel Chix  The Rules - Anouk  Don't Gamble with Love - Paul Anka  Don't Gamble With Love - Paul Anka  Kadath - Blood  Moon - Fight The Bear  My House Ft. 50 Cent - Lloyd Banks  My House - Lloyd Banks  Spy In The House Of Love - Steve Winwood  Girlschool - Britny Fox  Girl School - Britny Fox  Judgement Hour - The Tear Garden  Dead or Rock - Edguy  My House - Terrorvision  Rules - Jayme Dee  Rules - Marissa  Rules - Nat And Alex Wolff  Rules - B Justice  Rules - Wu-Tang Clan  Rules - The Roches  Rules - Pennywise  Rules - KMFDM  Rules - Anita Baker  Rules - Shakira  Rules - Alex G  Rules - Buffalo Tom  Rules - Mario  Rules - 6LACK   Rules - Baker Anita  Rules - The Hoosiers  Jack the Ripper - Cave Nick  Jack The Ripper - Xiu Xiu  Jack the Ripper - Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds  Xiu Xiu - Jack The Ripper - Xiu Xiu  Jack The Ripper - Nick Cave  Jack The Ripper - Nick Cave & The Bad Seed  Wrongful Suspicion - Rancid  House Arrest - Luckie Strike  Instant Radical Change Of Perception - UB40  Fucked 2 Death - Damnation (Punk)  Fucked 2 Death - Damnation  It's So Unreal - Zornik  Sister, Do You Know My Name? - The White Stripes  Sister, Do You Know My Name? - White Stripes  The Keepers - Santigold  Harry's place - Bruce Springsteen  Redress - Ludus  The Villagers - Iggy Pop  The Villagerrs - Iggy Pop  Lounger - Dogs Die In Hot Cars  Belly of the Whale - Willy Mason  Nothing's Real But Love - Rebecca Ferguson  My Man Syd - The Brian Jonestown Massacre  Let's Have Lunch - Andrew Lloyd Webber  Let's Have A Good Time - Tony Toni Tone  House Party - DJ Antoine   The New Rules - Kele Okereke  Breaking The Rules - Ludus  Defying the Rules - Hibria  Break the Rules - Tuxedomoon  The Mob Rules - Adrenaline Mob  Break The Rules - Status Quo  The Mob Rules - Dio  The Mob Rules - Heaven & Hell  The Garden Rules - Snow Patrol  The Mob Rules - Black Sabbath  Breakin The Rules - The Band  Break The Rules - U. D. O.  Break The Rules - 360  Breaking The Rules - Ac Dc  Break The Rules - Charli XCX  Breakin The Rules - Robbie Robertson  Break The Rules - Ufo  Breaking the rules - Beyonce  Breakin\' The Rules - M  Breaking The Rules - M  BREAKING THE RULES - AC/DC  Breaking The Rules - AC/DC  Breakin' The Rules - M.O.P.  Breakin' The Rules - Hank Thompson  The Rules [Instrumental] - Sat-R-Day  Break The Rules - Future  By The Rules - Adam Lambert  Breaking The Rules - Michael Learns To Rock  Breaking The Rules - AC\/DC  Breaking the Rules - Axel Rudi Pell  Break The Rules - Namie Amuro  Broke The Rules - Sean Van Der Wilt  Break the Rules - Colors of Autumn  Bendin' The Rules - Badless, The  The Rules (Live) - Elysion  Bendin' The Rules - Badlees  Break The Rules ( - Future  The New Rules - Irma Thomas  Crystal House - Susan Aglukark  House of Mirrors - Magneta Lane  Born In Chicago - Blues Brothers, The  The Groom - Baby Panda  The Parliament of Fools - Skyclad  Kids of the Black Hole [Live] - The Adolescents  Kids Of The Black Hole - Blink 182  Kids of the Black Hole - Adolescents  Princess Without Jewels - Wonderwall  Nothing's Real But Love - Rebecca Ferguson  Adhered - Kiersten Holine  When We Were Alive - The Thermals  Turn Around - Los Lobos  Night Games - Alcatrazz  Down in Flames - Nothingface  Haunting the Chapel - Slayer  Geodesic Prison Song - The Taxpayers  Heated Swimming Pool - Joyce Manor  Dog The Nine - Bride  Houston - Visqueen  Hold On To Your Dream - Stratovarius  Power Hungry - White Zombie  Power Hungry - Rob Zombie  Power Hunger - White Zombie  Am I The Only One - Marc Anthony  Thistled Spring - Horse Feathers  Guilt Trip - D.R.I.  Jacky Don Tucker - Toby Keith  Jacky Don Tucker (Play by the Rules Miss All the F...  Jacky Don Tucker - Various Artists  Jackie Don Tucker - Toby Keith  Lockdown Hurricane - Eels  2 Kool 4 Skool - The Salads  Christ Denied [DVD] - Deicide  Christ Denied - Deicide  Bad Man- Rikishi - WWF  Bad Man - Rikishi  Meet Your Destiny - Destruction  We Can't Stop - Boyce Avenue  Tear It Up (On Our Worst Behavior) - Immature  The Answer - Guess Who  The Answer - The Guess Who  No sense of Consequence - Shotgun Rules  Trial By Fire - Mob Rules  Prologue - Mob Rules  See ya later thomas the carburetor - Shotgun Rules  Thank you Gravity - Shotgun Rules  Embers - Shotgun Rules  Like Helicopters - Shotgun Rules  Save the clock tower - Shotgun Rules  Chainsaw Juggling - Shotgun Rules  VS - Shotgun Rules  Watch Out Laszlo Panaflex - Shotgun Rules  A.D.C.O.E. - Mob Rules  Astral Hand [Instrumental] [Instrumental]...  Throwing Wrenches In The Gears - Shotgun Rules  No Applause - Shotgun Rules  Funeral Starts With Fun - Shotgun Rules  Flag Of Life (Sun Serenade, Opus II) - Mob Rules  Celebration Day (Sun Serenade, Opus I) - Mob Rules  Eyes Of All Young - Mob Rules  Inside The Fire - Mob Rules  Outer Space - Mob Rules  Pilot Of Earth - Mob Rules  (In The Land Of) Wind And Rain - Mob Rules  Speed Of Life - Mob Rules  Lord Of Madness - Mob Rules  All Above The Atmosphere - Mob Rules  Ghost Town - Mob Rules  House On Fire - Mob Rules  The Temple Fanfare - Mob Rules  End Of All Days - Mob Rules  Hollowed Be Thy Name - Mob Rules  Hold On (Reprise) - Mob Rules  Hold On - Mob Rules  Unknown Man - Mob Rules  Blaze Of First Warning - Mob Rules  Coast To Coast - Mob Rules  Down In Nowhere Land - Mob Rules  Pray For Sunlight - Mob Rules  Savage Land - Part III (No Reason Why) - Mob Rules  Savage Land - Part I (Strangers In Time)...  Rain Song - Mob Rules  Insurgeria - Mob Rules  Secret Signs - Mob Rules  Hold Back The Light - Mob Rules  Among The Gods - Mob Rules