A one, twoA one, two, three, fourHalf a bee, philosophicallyMust, ipso facto, half not beBut half the bee has got to beA vis-a-vis its entity, d'you see?But can a bee be said to beOr not to be an entire beeWhen half the bee is not a beeDue to some ancient injury?SingingA laa dee dee, a one two threeEric, the half a beeA, be, see, D, E, F, GEric, the half a beeIs this wretched demi-beeHalf asleep upon my kneeSome freak from a menagerie?No! It's Eric, the half a beeA fiddle de dumb, a fiddle de deeEric, the half a beeHoh hoh hoh, tee hee heeEric, the half a beeI love this hive, employeeBisected accidentallyOne summer afternoon, by meI love him carnallyHe loves him carnallySemi-carnallyThe endCyril Connelly?No, semi-carnallyOh, Cyril Connelly
Lyrics by Monty Python
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