Deidre were the name of my first wifenAnd she really were the true love of my lifenBut she ran off with me best mate Jimnand I really do miss himn'cos we used go crown green bowling Tuesday nightnnAround the house I still see Deidre's facenIn the nick-nacks that she left around the placenAnd my hearts in dis-arraynSo I'm flogging her stuff on e-baynYes ee-by-eck Ebay is really acennAnd theres a starting bid of a quidnon the Bullseye teatowelnI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatnAnd there's two hours to gonOn the Fred Dibnah photonYes Ebay's great for selling all your tatnnOh yes cocker the post it is freenOn my Deidres Patrick Swayze DVDnI feel like c'auctioning my hatnBut until then I'll startnBy selling all her Right Said Fred CD'snnOh believe you me I'm auctioning the lotnPlease check out all the feedback I have gotnI'm selling Chesney Hawkes tour postersnAnd backstreet boys drink coastersnAnd a Bon Jovi mug that changes colour when it's hot, hot, hotnnAnd theres a starting bid of a quidnon the Bullseye teatowelnI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatnAnd there's two hours to gonOn the Fred Dibnah photonYes Ebay's great for selling all your tatnnI've sold the lot and I feel empty insidenAnd my true emotions can no longer hidenBut I'll tell thee summat for knowtnI've had a look in me PayPal accountnThere's two grand in therenI'm off to buy a Russian bridenCome on!nnAnd theres a starting bid of a quidnon the Bullseye teatowelnI got two bids in for the Ronan Keating hatnAnd there's two hours to gonOn the Fred Dibnah photonYes Ebay's great for selling all your tat
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