Last night at the pub I met my cousin RorynIt was a good day for me so I drank the pints awaynAnd when I arrived home, my babe she was a waitingnI couldn't understand it why she smacked me in the facennWell nine the next morning she sent me to the job centrenThey asked me what I do, I said I didn't have a tradenThey said come back tomorow, I said no problem officernSo I went back to the pub and I put the pints awaynnnREFRÃO:nGet up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastardnYou drink all night and you sleep all daynGet up out of bed you drunken' lazy bastardnIf you don't get off your arse, then I'll be on my waynnnWhen I arrived home, my babe already left menShe saw me in the boozer in the middle of the daynWell I guess that's the end of our twenty year marriagenSo I went back to the pub and I put the pints awaynnnREFRÃOnnLast night at the pub I saw my cousin RorynI couldn't believe my eyes when I saw who he had at baynThe bastard had my wife that's not the end of the storynThe dirty drunken bastard drinks twice as much as me!nnnREFRÃO