[Brother Marquis]My mama and your mama was talking little shitMy mama called your mama a bulldagging ass bitchI know your sister, and the bitch ain't shitShe slayed me and all the boysAnd even sucked our dicksJack and Jill went up the hill to have a little funJack got mad, kicked Jill in the assCause she couldn't make him cumMama Bear and Papa Bear went for a walk through the forestMama Bear asked Papa Bear could he eat her porridgePapa Bear said 'shit bitch, you must think I'm sickJust get down here, on your kneesAnd suck this badass dick'Abraham Lincoln was a good old manHe hopped out the window with his dick in his handSaid 'excuse me lady, I'm doing my dutySo pull down your pants and give me some booty[Fresh Kid Ice]There's an old lady who lives in a shoeGot a house full of kids don't know what to doShe sucked and fucked all the niggas aroundWhen it's time to pay rent couldn't none be foundLittle miss Muffet sat on a tuffetWith her legs gapped open wideUp came a spider, looked up inside herAnd said 'that pussy's wide'Little Jack Horner sat in a cornerFucking this cutie pieStuck in his thumb, made the bitch cumSaid 'hell of a nigga am I'Humpty Dumpty fell off the wallCause a hoe on the ave. was sucking his ballsAll the king's horses and all the king's menCouldn't put that fat motherfucker back together again[Luke]Hey wait, I got one, did this, I got one, check this outThe two dudes, dig this, the two dudesTwo dudes dressed like nuns, right[Brother Marquis]Little Red Riding Hood was on her wayTo grandmother's houseBut before she got there she met this manThat turned her hot ass out[Fresh Kid Ice]Rupunzle, Rupunzle let down your hairThe dog's on my ass and getting nearThe hair came loose and fell in a lakeBitch check the weave that's in that lake[Luke]Bitch, get that weave out!You dirty bitch, get that weave out!Mix say, bitch get that weave out...(Hey! You ruined my record, man, I just bought it!) -> Cheech andChong
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