Let's go get drunk in the back of your best friend's housenWe'll tell stories with the television turned offnI'll be the designated driver that you'll be needingnInebriated souls that you have only dreamed of beingnnShe doesn't know what time it isnShe doesn't know that there's a watch right under her nosenBut she'll keep going 'til the dawn is risingnAnd then all she'll feel is regret.nnI can't remember nearly anything about last nightnWe told stories with the television, the television turned offnNow all I got is a beer in my stomachnAnd a headache and a girl near my bednnYou don't know what time it isnYou don't know that there's a watch right under your nosenBut you'll keep going 'til the dawn is risingnAnd then all you'll feel is regret.nnWe don't really know what to tell younThey all died in a car crash on their way homenWe found booze nAnd two riflesnAnd a map with odd directionsnMay your children rest in peace.nnI don't care what time it isnI don't care that there's a watch right under my nosenAll I knows is that my children are deadnAnd that this song was a piece of shit.