I might be movin' to Montana soon
Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin' it up
Waxin' it down
In a little white box that
I can sell uptown
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss,
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well, I just might grow me some bees
But I'd leave the sweet stuff
For somebody else...
but then, on the other hand
I would Keep the wax N' melt it down
Pluck some Floss N' swish it aroun'
I'd have me a crop
An' it'd be on top
(that's why I'M movin' to Montana)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon
(yes, I am)
Movin' to Montana soon
Gonna be a mental-toss flycoon.
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss
That's growin' on the prairie
Pluckin' the floss!
I pluck all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon...
I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss
(His name is MIGHTY LITTLE)
He's a good hoss
Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway
He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or
Blanket on anyway, Anyway
I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss
Even if you think it is a little silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I don't care if you think it's silly, folks
I'm gonna find me a horse
Just about this big
An' ride him all along the border line
With a Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand
By myself I wouldn't
Have no boss
But I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss
Well, I might Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin'
In the moon-lighty night
And then I'd Get a cuppa coffee
N' give my foot a push...
Just me 'n the pymgy pony
Over the Dental Floss Bush
N' then I might just Jump back on
An' ride Like a cowboy
Into the dawn to Montana
Movin' to Montana soon
(Yippy-Yi-O-Ty-Yay)
Movin' to Montana soon
Dental Floss Tycoon
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