One day about four or five years agoWe is settin' at the Conoco stationKickin' tires, and swattin' fliesAnd discussin' the state of the UnionWhen right out in front of the Baptist churchCome a big old purple school busHad astrological signs upon itAnd thirty-five hippies and dogs insideAbout half of 'em went for the courthouse lawnAnd them dogs commenced on the fireplugRest of 'em set there starin' at usAnd I says, Roy, go get your flit gunHe says, Which is the hippies?And which is the dogs?I says, Beats the hell out of me, RoyWhat they was, was a bunch a' them crispy crittersAnd their leader was a space cadetHe says, Sagittarius, we has arrivedPrepare to disembark, menGet the incense goin' and the sitar outWe gonna camp in the city park, manI says, Boys, let me explain the situation to yaA, you're gettin' me downAnd B, we got us a leash law hereAnd C, you in the wrong townYou drop one string a' beads in that there parkAnd you gonna see a whole lot of starsYou got fifteen seconds to get out of town, boysOr we gonna blow ya to MarsWell, they all got back in the purple busAnd proceeded to the city limitsThen the telephone rang, was the swimmin' poolSays a mess a' wild critters was in itSo we all got in the Marshal's PlymouthWhich is always at the Conoco stationWent flashin' on down to the swimmin' poolTo give them critters a citationBy the time we arrived, it was too damn lateThem critters is all had their pants downThem dogs was tearin' the bathhouse apartAnd they's after the fish in the fish pondI says, Roy, you get the one in the silver T-shirtAnd I'll get the rest with a netWe gonna have a jail full of naked crispy crittersAnd a drip-dry space cadetWell, we gave 'em hell, but we lost the war'Cause them critters outnumbered usSo they moved in and set up campAnd they lived in that purple school busSix weeks later, there was nothin' in townBut eighty-four dogs and a head shopSellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower seedsAnd astrological postcardsYeah, critters took over the City CouncilAnd the dogs all barked their brains outAnd the whole damn town was crispy crittersAnd the mayor was a space cadet
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