Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome This song is called Crazy Gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Ok, everyone, there's a crazy gnome out in the audience Say crazy gnome when the time g . . . Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gno . . . Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Ok, we got any gnomes out there?Do we got any crazy gnomes out there?Crazy gnome was walking through the desert It was dry and got nothing but the lepers And I was beating out their blood and pus And all their scabs are know what do, what doWhat do you want with me Crazy gnome on a fucking Halloween Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome And he’ll go in your home He won’t be here when you’re walking down But crazy gnomeHe doesn’t care about your hat If he’s going off all inside If you’re getting yourself a new ride Or moving away from your college or parents Or moving away from being a sea monkey, that’s great Crazy gnome knows what you’re sayingCrazy gnome, he was awake all day And when he went outside at quarter past ten Crazy gnome, he started eating raw chicken And the things you want, the things you do The crazy gnome wants a belt whooping You’re crazy Crazy gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome Ah!Ah!Ah!Ah!Well crazy gnome He has a wavy cap Went to school and then he got home from gym He felt wawawawawawa I don’t understand I guess he made my jacket my own Gnome, crazy gnome Crazy gnome, crazy Cheering throughout portion below. This is just Isaac rambling about the gnome. He isn’t singing the bottom part.Every year crazy gnome comes around And he looks at all your stuff and he laughs at you Crazy gnome is no one’s friend If you see crazy gnome near your house Feel self-conscious Say, “He’s laughing at you and your stuff” I saw crazy gnome inside my house twice this year I didn’t leave my house for a week each time My stuff was violated by the crazy gnome You probably don’t even know him when you see him “Oh, it’s just that weird little mailman” Crazy gnome, crazy gnome In your house, looking through your home And he’s laughing at your stuff Crazy gnome
Lyrics by Modest Mouse
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