Mr. & Mrs. Almostn- I want to go to SpainnHad a double income lifen- I want to fight a bullnHe worked every eveningn- And meet with my old flamenShe had a nine to fiven- Behind a castle wallnThe first year was so easyn- And as we smoke MadeiranThe second was alrightn- And drink our guitarsnBut it was halfway through the third yearn- You'll pirouette beside menWhen she turned to him and cried:n- And I'll whisper to the starsnnLooking out for younLooking out for menBut I can't do both obviouslynLooking out for younLooking out for menBut I can't do bothnnThey love to be togethern- I'll go to the Chatham IslandsnBut now they hardly get the chancen- Be the first to see the sunnShe gives him a smile of welcomen- And as I hang my washing outnAnd he leaves her a parting glancen- I'll watch the colours runnThey said when they got marriedn- And one day late in AugustnThere will be no compromisen- I'll get your telegramnNow they burn down one side onlyn- You'll be my lie detectornThat's the story of our livesn- I'll be your radio hamnnLooking out for younLooking out for menBut I can't do both obviouslynLooking out for younLooking out for menBut I can't do bothnnHave you heard about the modern couplenThey had everythingnTheir income was doublenBut now they're losing sight of each othernThey thought they had it allnBut now they're falling out of lovennLooking out for younLooking out for menLooking out for younLooking out for mennThey thought they had it allnNow the writing's on the wallnTheir love is on the linenThey're running out of timenCan't do both