Okay, this guy walks into a barNo, I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I'm kiddingNo, there's this, this young bull and this old bullAnd they're standing on top of a hillAnd I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left CaliforniaSo they're standing on top of this hill, right?And they're looking out over a pasture full of cowsWhole fucking pastureAnd the young bull turns to the old bull, and he goes,I got this really good idea.And they old bull's like, Yeah?And I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left CaliforniaYeah, he's like, yeah, yeah, I got this really good idea.Let's run down that hill and fuck one of those cows.And the old bull just looks at him, you know he's just looking at himHe's like, Look, I got a better idea.And the young bull's like, Oh yeah, what's your fucking brilliant idea?And the old bull goes...And I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left CaliforniaAnd the old bull goes, Let's walk down that hill and fuck all of those cows, dig?You know, like he ain't been in town long or something, I dunnoAnd I tried to tell you beforeThat that's why I left California
Lyrics by Liz Phair
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