See that girl alone
Dressed all in her evening clothes?
She's dying
'Cause her boyfriend didn't show up
Pull her out of line
Stick her in a waiting room
And ignore her
'Til her face gets really bloated
And I wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Leanin' in the window
See that amazon?
Her head looks like its connected to her shoulders
They look like little boulders
Turn her 'round and 'round
Take a mental picture of her naked
Inebriated
Face down on the linoleum
And I wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Walkin' to the dressing room
What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
And I wonder what it's like
To be second all the time
You never get it right
And you're never gonna win
And your ass is on your face
And your life is such a waste
And there's sugar
Headin' to the barrio
With a faggot on her left
And a faggot on her right
And my dick is getting limp
'Cause the chicks all suck tonight
And the band is such a bore
And I've seen it all before
And there's sugar
Making me a video
What would I give to be her
Joyride, daddy-o, tonight
Bouncer's Conversation
Liz Phair
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(Fire Up The) Batmobile (Why I Left) California 6 Dick Pimp 6' 1 6' 1 & Quot ; 6' 1 & Quot ; 6' 1" 6' 1\" 6ft 1in Alice Springs And He Slayed Her Animal Girl Ant In Alaska Avalanche Baby Got Goin' Baby Got Going Bang! Bang! Batmobile Beat Is Up Beg Me Beginning To See The Light Big Tall Man Bionic Eyes Black Market White Baby Dealer Blood Keeper Bollywood California Can't Get Out Of What I'm Into Can't Get What I'm Into Canary Carnivore Chopsticks Cinco De Mayo Clean (Girlysound) Closer To You Combo Platter Conversation Overheard Between Two Bouncers Count On My Love Count On My Love Crater Lake Cyclone ( Hurricane Cindy ) Dance Of The Seven Veils Dead Shark Desperado Theme Divorce Song Do You Love Me Do You Love Me? Do You Love Me? (it's In My Kiss) Dogs Of L.a Dogs Of L.A. Don't Have Time Dotted Line Double-Dutch Down Easy Easy Target Elvis Be True Elvis Song Elvis, Be True Erecting a Movie Star Everything (Between Us) Everything Between Us Everything to Me Explain It To Me Extraordinary Faith & Tenderness Faith And Tenderness Faith Tenderness Fantasize Favorite Fine Again Fire Up The Batmobile Firewalker Flower Freak of Nature Friend Of Mine Fuck And Run Fuck Or Die Girls, Girls, Girls Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls! (Girlysound Version) Girls' Room Give Me My Boyfriend Back Giving It All To You Glory Go On Ahead Go On-ahead Go West Go, Speed Racer Go, Speed Racer, Go! Good Love Never Dies Good Love Never Dies (Alternate Mix) Got My Own Thing Greased Lightning Gunshy H.W.C. Headache Hello Sailor Hello, Sailor Help Me Mary Help Me, Mary Hurricane Cindy Hurricane Cindy (comeandgetit version) Hurricane Cindy (WCSE Sessions Version) I Know It's Not Easy I'll Get You High I'm Beginning To See The Light I'm Like That If I Ever Pay You Back If I Ever You Back In Love With Yourself Insanity Instrumental [#][*][Instrumental] It's Not That Easy It's Sweet It's Sweet Jealousy Jeremy Engle Johnny Feelgood Johnny Sunshine Johnny Sunshine (Girlysound) Lazy Dreamer Leap of Innocence Liar Little Digger Lost Tonight Love Hate Love / Hate Love \/ Hate Love Is Nothing Love Song Love/hate May Queen Mesmerizing Miss Lucy Miss September Money Money (Girlysound) Mother's Little Helper My Bionic Eyes My My Nashville Never Said Oh My God Oh My God/That's The Way I Like It Oh, Bangladesh One Less Thing Only Son Open Season Perfect Misfit Perfect World Polyester Bride Polyester Bride [Girls Girls Girls (Girlysound) ve Rapids Red Light Fever Ride Rock Me Rocket Boy Russian Girl Satisfied Say You See The Light Shallow Opportunities Shane Shatter Shatter (Girlysound) Shitloads Of Money Six Dick Pimp Smoke Soap Star Joe Soap Star Joe (I) Soap Star Joe (Ii) Somebody's Miracle Sometimes A Dream Sometimes A Dream (Is What Makes You A Slave) South Dakota Speed Racer Stars and Planet Stars And Planets Strange Loop Strange Loop? Stratford-on-guy Stratford-On-Guy [Girlysound version] Stuck on an Island Supernova Supernova [Uncensored] Support System Sway Table For One Take A Look Tell Me You Like Me The Tra La La Song The Tra La La Song (One Banana, Two Banana) Tra-La-La Song Turning Japanese U Hate It Uncle Alvarez Valentine Waiting for the Bird Waiting For The Bird (white Bird Of Texas) Wasted What Makes You A Slave What Makes You Happy Whip-Smart White Babies White Bird Of Texas White Chocolate Space Egg Why Can't I Why Can't I? Why Can't I? Why I Lie Wild Thing Willie The Six Dick Pimp Wind and the Mountain Wind In the Mountains X-Ray Man You Have No Idea You Should Know Me
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