I'm just like black BarbienThe life of the partynI light up the TVnArrested for D-WI'snnSent me to the slammernDid time without glamornTime stood stillnWithout my pain kill pillsnnDon't need a lawyernI got Diana SawyernShe'll interview me and provenThat I'm not guiltynnI'm a reformed slutnI'm a much better womannAfter the twelve step programnAnd now I can drink againnnCheers to my publicistnFor making me look like an angelnCheers to the medianI'm back form hell with a story to tellnnBefore I'd make believenI'm a celebritynAll the boys wanna get with menI am too sexynnI'm black BarbienUp all night having funnI love to partynJust like the white onennI believe in make believenI believe in making menBlack Barbie, I love to partynUp all night having funnJust like the white onennI live the simple lifenI am the socialitenI got no appetitenAin't got no cellulitennGot a disordernI eat all the timenI'm part EthiopiannThat's why I stay so thinnnYeah, never evernHad to watch my weightnJust call my publicistnShe'll get my story straightnnWent from a size 8 to a 0nJust like magicnI'm a weight loss heronnBon appetite, I promise I eatnI'm a mess in a designer dressnI've been so distressed, I confessnBut there's no such thing as bad pressnnBefore I'd make believenI'm a celebritynAll the boys wanna get with menI am too sexynnI'm black BarbienUp all night having funnI love to partynJust like the white onennI believe in make believenI believe in making menBlack Barbie, I love to partynUp all night having funnJust like the white onennCool, hot, I'm cool, I'm hotnI'm chilling and so slimnI live in a perfect worldnI live in a perfect worldnI live in a perfect worldnI live in a perfect worldnnBefore I'd make believenI'm a celebritynAll the boys wanna get with menI am too sexynnI'm black BarbienUp all night having funnI love to partynJust like the white onennI believe in make believenI believe in making menBlack Barbie, I love to partynUp all night having funnJust like the white one