[ ] = sampled words[What'll we get for ten dollars?][Every t'ing you want.][Everything?][Every t'ing]BILL: Monica?MONICA: Yes, Bill?B: Monica, what would you do for a job here at the White House?M: I'd do anything, Bill.B: Really?M: Mm-hm.B: Well, do you swallow?M: I sure do, Bill.B: You do?M: Mm-hm.B: Well, what would you do with this cigar?M: Well why don't you let me show you, Billy.[Ooh! Don't do that, baby! Ahh!][Hold on this! Oh, sock it to me! Aaah!]Chorus (repeated during breakdowns)[Ahh! Me so horny!][Me love you long time!]Verse 1: Brother MarquisSittin' in my office with my dick on hardFuckin' all the interns 'cause I'm the bossPicked up the telephone to call one of my bitchesSaid, What's up, Monica baby? Can you come and kiss it?She arrived at the White House, knocked on the door,Threw her draws on the floor and said Fuck me! like a whoreI'm a freak in heat, a dog without warning!Your dick is much bigger than Vernon Jordan's.ChorusBILL (during chorus): Now Monica ... Monica, c'mon, let's go into theOval Office, girl. I just wanna break you off a lil' somethin' ... Comeon now, let's go ... well, you know we can go half on it, baby ...Verse 2: Fresh Kid IceGore always asks him why he sexes so muchIt's the perks of being Prez; you always get a nutSince you're married to Tipper, you shouldn't be sadDon't tell Hilary so she won't get mad'Cause you know she'll be disgusted if he ever gets bustedAnd Newt will be mad 'cause he didn't get the assHe's a Prez in heat, a freak without warningHe loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!ChorusBILL (during chorus): Oh, Monica, I want you to come over hereand break me off in the Oval Office, now ... di-did you bring yourPresidential knee-pads? I'm ready to get my freak on, girl, I don'tknow about you ... I'm not a player no more, girl ... naw, I justcrush a lot ...Verse 3: Brother MarquisYou can say I'm a pervert or a desperate motherfuckerI'll hook you up with Paula and let you do each otherI'll play with your mind just like it's a gameI'll call my homie Vernon so we can run a trainAnd fuck Linda Tripp, 'cause I hate that bitchI even got her on tape sucking on my dickI'm a freak in heat, a dog without warningHilary's my wife, but Monica baby, you're my womanChorusBILL (during chorus): Oh Monica ... oh, I can't believe it's sogood, girl ... I'm gonna have to take you to the next DemocraticConvention ... so you can hook up all the fellas ... this'll be goodfor some vogues ... I can't believe this ... ohhh God ...Breakdown:(Mixx cuts and scratches Hey, what's the matter, baby?)ChorusBILL (during chorus): Oh Monica, that's ... oh, that feels so goood!Ohh! Oh yes, ohhh! Oh! Ohh! Ohhhh!!! Oh yeah ... ohhh ... ohyes! Oh ...Verse 4: Fresh Kid IceIt's true you weren't employed until you met BillHe made you an intern, and you ratted stillYou tell your parents that he turned you outIn the Oval Office of the White HouseYou said it yourself, you like it like he doYou put your lips on his cigar, and kissed it tooHe's a freak in heat; Janet Reno didn't warn 'emHe loves oral sex, 'cause Bill so horny!ChorusOutro (repeated till end of track):[Fuckie suckie][Me fuckie suckie]BILL (during chorus and outro): Monica, I can't believe you did thisto me! I gave you a job, woman! Dammit, why did you do this to me?Now what's America gonna think? I mean, it could've just been me,you, and my wife Hilary! No one had to know! You didn't have to gotell everybody, now! Ken Starr's on my case and ... bringin' up allthat Linda Tripp and Paula Jones and ... Jennifer Flowers stuff! Mywife won't even talk to me! Hilary! Hilary! Hilary -- Chelsea, tellyour mom I'm talking to her! Hilary, talk to me, dammit! Cone on,say somethin'! I'll blow somethin' up if you don't talk to me,woman! I can't believe this! ... My career's in shambles ... but Istill love America![Me so horny]
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