Big Noise From Winnetka - Divine Madness Version
Bette Midler
[Harlettes:] This is the story of a young girlWho was the hippest chick in town.They call her Big Noise from Winettka.Miss Birdie's sure to get around.Big Noise flew in from Winnetka,Stole each fellow's heart and thenBig Noise flew in from Winnetka,Big Noise flew right out again.Stop! Look! Listen! Here comes the Big Noise!Stop! Look! Listen! Here comes the Big Noise![Bette:] I am the one they call the Big Noise.I'm looking fine and feeling sharp.I just flew in from Winnetka, don't you know?I'm gonna blow this joint apart!I got my high heels! I don't need no wheels!My footwork is an art!You know the joint is jumpin',My heart is pumpin',And this is just the start!Whoa! I was a big noise from Winnetka,I'll be a big noise in your heart!Whooooa![Harlettes:] Tempting when she's walkin',Tempting when she's talkin'!Listen to her squakin'!There she goes 'round again,Up and then down again,In and then out, ooooh, bop!Hi! Welcome to another foul evening with the Divine Miss M!After many a summer dies the swan,But not when their stuck in a turkey as big as this one!Watch us as we scratch and claw out hourUpon the stage in yet another feeble-minded attemptTo turn chicken shit in to chicken salad.Make no mistake about it, eggs will be laid tonight!Ain't that right girls? Oh, my girls.My three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life.I'll never forget the first time I found these girls,Selling their papayas on 42nd Street. So flushed, so filthy.The astonishing verbal abuse they heaped upon me made me certainWe were destined to share the stage someday.Not only are my girls fine singers and dancers,Not only are they gorgeous and talented,But they also think I'm god!Ain't that right, girls?They function as a greek chorus.These girls don't know shit about Euripides,But they know plenty about Trojans.Ladies and gentlemen, a rousing hand for the semi-classicalHarlettes! Laides!Alright girls, sing 'em your siren song, go ahead.Turn them men into pigs. Not the band, you idiots.Those, that bunch right over there in the front row.Not much of a challenge, huh?This group is already well on it's way to oink oink land.Oops, so sorry. Once again behaving in a manner I had sworn to aschew.Thank you. Once again falling into the vat of vulgarity.Oh tut tut. I did so want to leave my sordid past behind and emergeForm this project beathed in a new and ennobling light.I wanted to come out and be the sweet, pure, honest,Unadorned person that I really really am.I wanted to show you the good beneath the gaudy,The saint beneath all this paint, the sweet, pure,Winsome little soul that lurks beneath this lurid exterior.But fortunately, just as I was about to rush down the pathTo repectability and righteousness,A wee small voice called out to me in the nightAnd reminded me of the motto by which I've always tried to live my life:F$Ck 'em if they can't take A joke! [From the soundtrack:] Hi! After many a summer dies the swan,But not when she's stuck in a turkey the size of this one!Make no mistake about it folks, eggs will be laid tonight!Ain't that right girls? Oh, my girls.My three favorite schochkies on the breakfront of life.I'll never forget the first time I found these girls,Peddling their papayas on 42nd Street.Not only are my girls fine singers and dancers,Not only are they gorgeous and talented,But they also think I'm god! [Bette:] I am the one they call the bi-i-i-i-g noise!I am a living work of art!I just flew in from Winnetka, daddy-o!I'm gonna blow this joint apart!Everyone has a bit of big noise in his heart.Everyone loves a little sin.Well, I'm gonna be the first girl in the lineWhen the festivities begin!I was a scandle, too hot to handle!They said, You'd best depart!Oh! Exit Big Noise from Winnetka.Enter. ..[Harlettes:] Enter! Enter!Big Noise in his heart!
Lyrics by Bette Midler
"Otto Titsling" "Together, Wherever we go" A dream is a wish your heart makes A Whiter Shade Of Pale A: Optimistic Voices B: Lullaby Of Broadway A: Uptown B: Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)... Alabama Song All I Need Is the Girl All I need to know All of a sudden Alright, Okay, You Win Am I Blue As dreams go by Baby it's cold outside Baby It's You Baby It's Cold Outside Baby June and Her Newsboys Baby Mine Baby, It's Cold Outside"(feat. James Caan Backstage Bang your Dead! Be My Baby Beast of burden Bed of roses Bei Mir Bist Du Schon Bei Mir Bist Du Schu00f6n Big noise from Winnetka Big Socks Big Spender Big Spender [From Sweet Charity] Billy - a - Dick Billy-a-Dick Birds Bless You Child Blueberry Pie Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy [Single Version] Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Single bottomless Boxing Breaking up somebody's home Breaking Up Somebody's Home Buckets Of Rain Buckets of Rain (With Bob Dylan) Chapel of Love Chapel of Love/Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Chattanooga Choo Choo Color Of Roses Come And Get These Memories Come back Jimmy Dean Come On-A My House Come Rain or Come Shine Come rain or shine Comic Relief Concert Monologue Cool Yule Coping Coping (spoken Word) Cowgirl's Dream Cowgirl's Dream Cradle Days Dainty June And Her Farmboys Daybreak (Storybook Children) Daytime Hustler Delta Dawn Do You Wanna Dance Do you wanna dance? Do You Want To Dance Do You Want to Dance? Dreamland Drinkin' Again Drinking Again E Street Shuffle E Street Shuffle/Summer (The First Time)/Leader of... E Street Shuffle\/summer (the First Time)\/leader ... Empty Bed Blues Every Road Leads Back To You Every Road Leads To You Everything's Coming Up Roses Everythings coming up Roses Fat as I am! Favorite waste of time Fever Finale: Up The Ladder To The Roof\/boogie Woogie B... Fire Down below Firends Fit As I Am Folks Who Live On The Hill For all we know Fried Eggs Fried Eggs(spoken word)/Hello in there Friends Friends - Alternate Friends - Oh My MY! Friends -alternate Friends (Side 2, Cut 1) Friends (Side 2, Cut 6) From a Distance From A Distance (Christmas Version) From A Distince Gift of Love Give Him A Great Big Kiss God Give Me Strength God Give Me Strength [Album Version] God Help The Outcasts Hallelujah Hang on in there Baby Happiness Is A Thing Called Joe Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Have Yourself A Merry Little Chrsitmas He Needs Me He Was Too Good To Me / Since You Stayed Here He was too good to me/Since you stayed here He Was Too Good To Me\/since You Stayed Here He's A Tramp He's Sure The Boy I Love He's A Tramp Heart over head Heaven Hello In There Hey There Higher & Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher (your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher and Higher Higher And Higher (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Homecoming Monologue How Love Moves Hurricane Hurry on Down I believe in you I Don't Want The Night To End I Don't Want The Night To End I know this town I Know You By Heart I Love Being Here With You I Love You I never talk to strangers I Put A Spell On You I remember you I Remember You / Dixie's Dream"(feat. James Cann I remember you/ Dixie's dream I Remember You/ Dixie's Dream I Remember You/Dixie's Dream I Remember You\/dixie's Dream I Shall be released I sold my heart to the junkman I think it's going to rain today I Think It's Going To Rain Today I'll Be Home For Christmas I'm A Woman I'm Beautiful I'm Beautiful [Danny Tenaglia Continental Club Mix... I'm Hip I'm singing Broadway I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm I've Got My Love To Keep You Warm I've still got my health I've Still Got My Health [From Beaches] I'll Be Home For Christmas I'm A Woman I'm Beautiful I'm Hip I'm Singing Broadway I've Got My Love To Keep Me Warm I've Still Got My Health If Momma Was Married In my life In The Cool, Cool, Cool Of The Evening In the mood In These Shoes In These Shoes? In this life Intermission: You're Moving out Today Is it love Is That All There Is? It's the Girl It's too Late It's Too Late Just My Imagination Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me) Just My Imagination Running Away Keep on rockin' Keep On Rockin' La Vie en Rose Laughing Matters Leader of the pack Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let Me Call You Sweatheart Let me Call you sweetheart Let me Drive Let Me Entertain You Let me just follow behind Little Lamb Long Delta Blues Long John Blues Love me with a feeling Love says it's waiting Love Says It's Waiting Love T.K.O. Love TKO Lullaby in Blue Make yourself Comfortable Mambo Italiano Manhattan Marahuana Marriage, Movies, Madonna And Mick Marriage, Movies, Madonna, And Mick (spoken Word) Married Men May We Entertain You Mele Kalikimaka Memories Of You Merry Christmas Midnight in Memphis Millworker Milworker Miss Otis Regrets Moonlight Dancing Moses Mr Goldstone Mr. Goldstone Mr. Rockefeller Mr. Sandman Mr. Wonderful Mr. Wonderful [From Mr. Wonderful] Mrrockefeller Mrwonderful My eye on you My Favorite Waste Of Time My knight in black leather My mother's eyes My Mother's Eyes My one True friend Nanette Night and Day No Jestering Nobody Else But You O Come, O Come, Emmanuel Oh Industry Oh My My Old Cape Cod On A Slow Boat To China One Fine Day One For My Baby One For My Baby (And One For The Road) One For My Baby (And One More For The Road) One Monkey don't stop no show One Monkey Don't Stop No Show One more round One True Friend Only In Maimi Only in Miami Optimistic Voices / Lullaby of Broadway Optimistic Voices\/lullaby Of Broadway Otto Tisling Otto Titsling Otto Tittsling P.S. I love you P.si Love You Paradise Perfect Isn't Easy Perfect Isn't Easy Rain Ready To Begin Again Red Rose Rose's Turn Rose's Turn Say Goodbye to Hollywood Shining Star Shiver Me Timbers Shiver Me Timbers / Samedi Et Vendredi Shiver Me Timbers/Samedi Et Vendredi Shiver Me Timbers\/samedi Et Venderedi Shiver Me Timbers\/Samedi Et Vendredi Since You Stayed Here Sisters Sisters (White Christmas) Skylark Small World Small World"(feat. Peter Reigert Soda & a Souvenir Soda and a souvenir Sold My Soul to Rock 'n Roll Sold My Soul To Rock 'N' Roll Sold My Soul to Rock & Roll Sold my soul to Rock and Roll Some people Some People's Lives Some People's Lives Something Your Heart Has Been Somewhere Along the Way Somewhere In My Memory Song of Bernadette Soph Soph (spoken word) Spring Can Really Hang You Up The Spring can really Hang you up the most Spring Really Can Hang You Up The Most Stay With me Stay With Me Storybook Children Strangers in the Night Stuff like that There Summer Summer ( The First Time ) Superstar Superstar Surabaya Johnny Taking Aim Taking Aim (spoken Word) Talk to me of mendocino Teach Me Tonight Tell Him Tenderly That's How Heartaches Are Made That's how love moves That's How Heartaches Are Made That's How Love Moves The Folks Who Live On The Hill The Gift of Love The Girl Friend of the Whirling Dervish The Girl Is on to You The Girl is one to you The Glory of love The Glory of Love [From Beaches] The hunter gets captured by the game The last time The perfect kiss The Rose The Rose (Single Mix - Orchestrated Version) The Rose [From the Rose] The Rose [LP Version] The Unfettered Boob (spoken Word) The Wind Beneath My Wings This Ole House Those Wonderful Sophie Tucker Jokes To comfort you To deserve you To Deserve You [Album Version] Together, Wherever we go Together, Wherever We Go"(feat. Peter Reigert and ... Too Many Fish In The Sea Tragedy Twisted Ukelele Lady Ukulele Lady Under the Boardwalk Up the Ladder to the Roof Up! Up! Up! Uptown / Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby) / D... Uptown/Don't Say Nothin' Bad (About My Baby)/Da Do... Uptown/Don't say nothing bad about my baby/ - Doo ... Uptown/Don't Say Nothing Bad About My Baby/Doo Run... Uptown/don’t Say Nothing Bad About My Baby/ - Do... Uptown\/don't Say Nothin' Bad (about My Baby)\/doo... Vickie and Mr. Valves Vickie Eydie Viva Las Vegas Waterfalls What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? What Are You Doing New Year's Eve? When a Man loves a woman When a Man Loves a Woman [From the Rose] When Your Life Was Low When Your Love Was Low White Christmas White Christmas (White Christmas) White Christmas [From White Christmas] Whose Side Are You On Whose Side are you on? Why Bother? (spoken Word) Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow Wind Beneath My Wings Wind Beneath My Wings [From Beaches] Winter Wonderland Winter Wonderland \/ Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let... Yellow beach Umbrella You can't always get what you want You Can't Always Get What You Want\/i Shall Be Rel... You Can't Hurry Love You Can't Always Get What You Want You don't know me You Don't Own Me You Don't Own Me You Gotta Get a Gimmick You'll never get away from me You'll Never Get Away From Me"(feat. Peter Reigert You'll Never Know You're moving out today Your love keeps liftin me higher
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