Anything you can do, I can do better than You can do, I can do, we can do, I can do, much much better than You.Anything you can do, I can do better.I can do anything better than you.No you can't.Yes I can.No you can't.Yes I can.No you can't.Yes I can, yes I can. Anything You can be I can be greater.Sooner or later, I'm greater than you.No, you're not.Yes I am.No you're not.Yes I am.No you're not.Yes I am, yes I am. I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge. I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow. We can do most anything. Can you bake a pie?No.Well Neither can I. Anything you can sing I can sing louder.I can sing anything louder than you. No you can't.Yes I can.No you can't.Sure I can.No you can't.Yes I canI'm superior, no you're inferior.I'm the big attraction, oh no you are the small. I'm the major one, oh no you're the minor one,I can beat you at anything', and that's not all.Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper.I can buy anything cheaper than you. Fifty cents. Forty cents. Thirty cents. Twenty cents. No you can't.Yes I can, yes I can. Anything you can dig, I can dig deeper.I can dig anything deeper than you. Thirty feet. Forty feet. Fifty feet. I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker. I can do it quicker and get even sicker.I can live on bread and cheese. And only on that?Yep.So can a rat.Any note you can reach, I can go higher.I can sing anything higher than you. No you can't.Yes I can.No you can't.Yes I can. Anyone you can lick, I can lick faster.I can lick anyone faster than you. With your fist? With my feet. With your feet? With an axe. Anything you can do, I can do better.I can do anything better than you.No you can't.Yes We can.No you can't.Yes We can.No you can't.Yes We can, yes We can.
Lyrics by Ethel Merman
Always True To You In My Fashion [Kiss Me Kate] Anything Goes Anything Goes [From Anything Goes] Autumn Leaves Blow, Gabriel, Blow Blow, Gabriel, Blow [Original Cast] Blue Skies But Not for Me Dearie Dearie [From Copacabana Revue] Dearie [From the Copacabana Show of 1950] Do I Love You? [From Du Barry Was A Lady] Down in the Depths Down in the Depths (On the 90th Floor) Down in the Depths [Original Cast] Eadie Was a Lady Eadie Was a Lady [From Take A Chance] Embraceable You Embraceable You [From Girl Crazy] Friendship Friendship [*] Friendship [From Du Barry Was a Lady] Friendship [From Dubarry Was A Lady] Heat Wave Heat Wave [From As Thousands Cheer] Heatwave How Deep Is the Ocean How Deep Is the Ocean? I Get a Kick Out of You I Get a Kick Out of You [*] I Get a Kick Out of You [From Anything Goes] I Get a Kick Out of You [Original Cast] I Got Lost In His Arms I Got Rhythm I Got Rhythm [From Girl Crazy] I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues I Said My Pajamas I Said My Pajamas (And Put on My Prayers) I'm An Indian Too Just in Time Just One of Those Things Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries Make it Another Old Fashioned, Please Make It Another Old Fashioned, Please [From Panama... Make It Another Old-Fashioned, Please Make It Another Old-Fashioned, Please [From Panama... Make the Man Love Me [From A Tree Grows in Brookly... Mandy Manhattan Me and My Shadow Moonshine Lullaby Mr. Goldstone My Funny Valentine My Funny Valentine Someone to Watch Over Me Something for the Boys Something for the boys [From Something for the Boy... Stardust Sunrise, Sunset Sweet Georgia Brown That Old Feeling The Best Thing for You The Lady in Red The Lady in Red [From in Caliente] The Most Beautiful Girl in the World Together (Wherever We Go) Together (Wherever We Go) [From Gypsy] Together Wherever We Go Together, Wherever We Go [From Gypsy] Ukulele Lady Way Down Yonder in New Orleans When My Sugar Walks Down the Street Whispering You're The Top