Anything Goes
Ethel Merman

Times have changed
And we've often rewound the clock
Since the Puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth Rock.
If today
Any shock they should try to stem
'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock,
Plymouth Rock would land on them.

In olden days, a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking.
But now, God knows,
Anything goes.
Good authors too who once knew better words
Now only use four-letter words
Writing prose.
Anything goes.
If driving fast cars you like,
If low bars you like,
If old hymns you like,
If bare limbs you like,
If Mae West you like,
Or me undressed you like,
Why, nobody will oppose.
When ev'ry night the set that's smart is in-
Truding in nudist parties in
Studios.
Anything goes.

When Missus Ned McLean (God bless her)
Can get Russian reds to yes her,
Then I suppose
Anything goes.
When Rockefeller still can hoard en-
Ough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows,
Anything goes.
The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today,
And black's white today,
And day's night today,
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once had several chateaux.
When folks who still can ride in jitneys
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitneys
Lack baby clo'es,
Anything goes.

If Sam Goldwyn can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction,
Then Anna shows
Anything goes.
When you hear that Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up-
On her toes,
Anything goes.
Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From that news you've got
And those pains you've got
(If any brains you've got)
From those little radios.
So Missus R., with all her trimmin's,
Can broadcast a bed from Simmons
'Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes.


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Lyrics by Ethel Merman

  Always True To You In My Fashion [Kiss Me Kate]   Anything Goes [From Anything Goes]   Autumn Leaves   Beat Out Dat Rhythm On a Drum [Carmen Jones]   Blow, Gabriel, Blow   Blow, Gabriel, Blow [Original Cast]   Blue Skies   But Not for Me   Dearie   Dearie [From Copacabana Revue]   Dearie [From the Copacabana Show of 1950]   Do I Love You? [From Du Barry Was A Lady]   Down in the Depths   Down in the Depths (On the 90th Floor)   Down in the Depths [Original Cast]   Eadie Was a Lady   Eadie Was a Lady [From Take A Chance]   Embraceable You   Embraceable You [From Girl Crazy]   Friendship   Friendship [*]   Friendship [From Du Barry Was a Lady]   Friendship [From Dubarry Was A Lady]   Heat Wave   Heat Wave [From As Thousands Cheer]   Heatwave   How Deep Is the Ocean   How Deep Is the Ocean?   I Get a Kick Out of You   I Get a Kick Out of You [*]   I Get a Kick Out of You [From Anything Goes]   I Get a Kick Out of You [Original Cast]   I Got Lost In His Arms   I Got Rhythm   I Got Rhythm [From Girl Crazy]   I Gotta Right to Sing the Blues   I Said My Pajamas   I Said My Pajamas (And Put on My Prayers)   I'm An Indian Too   Just in Time   Just One of Those Things   Life Is Just a Bowl of Cherries   Make it Another Old Fashioned, Please   Make It Another Old Fashioned, Please [From Panama...   Make It Another Old-Fashioned, Please   Make It Another Old-Fashioned, Please [From Panama...   Make the Man Love Me [From A Tree Grows in Brookly...   Mandy   Manhattan   Me and My Shadow   Moonshine Lullaby   Mr. Goldstone   My Funny Valentine   My Funny Valentine   Someone to Watch Over Me   Something for the Boys   Something for the boys [From Something for the Boy...   Stardust   Sunrise, Sunset   Sweet Georgia Brown   That Old Feeling   The Best Thing for You   The Lady in Red   The Lady in Red [From in Caliente]   The Most Beautiful Girl in the World   Together (Wherever We Go)   Together (Wherever We Go) [From Gypsy]   Together Wherever We Go   Together, Wherever We Go [From Gypsy]   Ukulele Lady   Way Down Yonder in New Orleans   When My Sugar Walks Down the Street   Whispering   You're The Top

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