Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball JonesnGot a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooonYes, I am the victim of a Basketball JonesnEver since I was a little baby, I always be dribblin'nIn fac', I was de baddest dribbler in the whole neighborhoodnThen one day, my mama bought me a basketballnAnd I loved that basketballnI took that basketball with me everywhere I wentnThat basketball was like a basketball to menI even put that basketball underneath my pillownMaybe that's why I can't sleep at nightnI need help, ladies and gentlemen'snI need someone to stand beside menI need, I need someone to set a pick for me at the free-throw line of lifenSomeone I can pass tonSomeone to hit the open man on the give-and-gonAnd not end up in the popcorn machinenSo cheerleaders, help me outn{cheerleaders sing repeatedly...}n(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones)n(I got a Basketball Jones, oh baby, oo-oo-ooo)n{while Tyrone Shoelaces sings/speaks...}nOh, that sounds so sweetnSing it outnsee'mon Coach Booty, Red Blazer, sing along with menThat be bad, honkynYeahnI want everybody in the whole stadium to stand up and sing with usnOh yeah, sing it out like you're proudnAll right, everybody watchin' coast-to-coast, sing along with usnBill Russell, sing along with usnChick Hearn, sing along with usnChris Schenkel, don't sing nothin'nOh, it feels so goodnGimme the ballnI'll go one-on-one against the world, left-handednI could stuff it from center court with my toesnI could jump on top of the backboard, take off a quarter, leave fifteen cents change Incould, I could dribble behind my back I got more moves than Ex-Lax I'm bad I couldndribble with my tongue Here I go down court, try to stop me You can't stop me 'cause Ingot a Basketball Jones Here I come That's my hook shot with my eyebrow Yeah, I couldndunk it with my nose I'm, I'm bad as King Kong, gimme the ball I'm hot, I'm hot as...,nI'm hot as..., I'm hot as... uh Uh, uh, uh, uhn(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)n(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)n(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)n(Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, I got a Basketball Jones, Basketball Jones)n{fade}